Can't say I'm over the moon to have it.

You'd think after an arm and a leg dropped off I would of made a doctors appointment.

I'm sure it'll all grow back.

Sorry to hear you're not feeling well.

Nothing important ever grows back.

I'm a doctor, you know. You could have asked for help, and I would gladly have given it.

I have heard Tony Robbins books with three chapters of Harry Potter can cure me, doctor, is this accurate?

You may just be a zombie....

Just make sure your tiddler's intact!
For a man with one arm and one leg to try and take a slash through a hole in his groin would be embarassing.Your standing,as a pillar of the community,would drop if you appeared in public covered in ****.
Either that,or wear black trousers,plastic coated plus fours would be ideal.
Best of luck with your decomposition!
Cheers,Ray.

I'm glad nobody stooped to saying "Hey Rupert, I think you dropped something..."

To the tune of "Yesterday":

Leprosy...all my flesh is falling off of me;
Now I'm half the man I used to be;
Yes, I believe it's leprosy...

(mini parody written by comedian Kevin Orr)

Sorry to hear that your business is falling off.

Well what do you expect when he runs it in such an off-handed way?

To the tune of the "Dr. Pepper Theme"

I visited a leper colony,
now everybody stays away from me.
Something new falls off me every day.
That is why I simply have to say;

I'm a leper, he's a leper, she's a leper, we're all lepers.
Wouldn't you like to be a leper to?

Leper limericks!

There was a leper named Kyle
who's body parts laid in a pile
Much to his chagrin
he noticed his skin
had the texture of a reptile

Dang, hard to work with lepers......

This thread has no legs . . .

This thread makes giving the finger take on a whole nother meaning.

Right, just to let you know I'm cured - and back to normal. All missing limbs have regrown and I'm ready to party.

Thank you all for your words, that have helped me in this dark time.

Well, there goes my limerick about you that starts "There was a young man from Venus"

Rupert
I'm glad you are feeling better. I did not know that Leprosy was reverseable.

Santa
I think the word that you are looking for is Nantucket?

Almost choked on my drink when I read that.. good stuff!

this got a chuckle

This is definitely one of the weirdest threads I have ever encountered on the Café.