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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Hi. Everyone knows that I was the masked magician on the exposure shows, which I only did to move the art forward. Now they want to do another one and told me I am too fat! They said the leotard would make me look like something Green Peace would kick back into the ocean not someone who would be prancing around the stage moving the art forward. Do you think I should get legal help here? Is being too chubby a crime? I just don't know what to do, I mean I could diet but it is filming too soon.
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Payne Inner circle Seattle 4571 Posts |
Yeah, and everybody knows that the camera puts on at least ten more pounds.
I'd say your star has set and it's time to pass the torch onto younger, more svelte traitors. . .ER, I men talent. I hear Incerdibrent has already made some inroads in the exposure biz. Perhaps he can don your leotard.
"America's Foremost Satirical Magician" -- Jeff McBride.
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Good point....I shall hand the torch to inciterbrent, he has that ichibod crane look they seem to want. Well, at least I had my chance to force the art further ahead.
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magicnewswire Inner circle 1947 Posts |
Why not just put it on YouTube. Everyone knows that the Internet makes you look like a 175 lb 6' blonde Adonis... lust like me! ;-)
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Dodd, I can't even figure out how to get a photo of me on here and you want me to actually put up a video?
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Bill Hegbli Eternal Order Fort Wayne, Indiana 22797 Posts |
Even if you lost weight, they would probably pass. The new thing is to change the main actor. That way they can keep the salary down to the lowest possible rates.
It is more about money then talent or looks. Some television jobs, just do not have a future. If you would have contacted a talent attorney in the 1st place, then you would have had a clause for future appearences. Yes, if you can prove what they said, sue them and go for a hundred thousand dollars. Although, you can only sue for slander on race, creed, color, and religion. Looks may fall into that someplace, so at least run it by an attorney. They just may settle quickly to get it out of the way quickly. |
MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
Do you think they will shoot me?
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Bill Hegbli Eternal Order Fort Wayne, Indiana 22797 Posts |
If they do, just catch it in your teeth, and laugh all the way to the bank.
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Review King Eternal Order 14446 Posts |
Quote:
On 2010-08-23 00:04, MagicSanta wrote: Catch it with your teeth and then expose it.
"Of all words of tongue and pen,
the saddest are, "It might have been" ..........John Greenleaf Whittier |
Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
Maybe you should write a book. Nobody will buy it, but you'll be immortalized.
John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
I have written books....
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