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epoptika Elite user Florida 477 Posts |
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On 2010-10-15 10:10, EVILDAN wrote: This is great stuff! I'm gonna do this too - just to amuse myself. Here's one I always use. Hand the spec the cards and tell him to "shiffle" the cards. This one really cracks 'em up. For large groups of women you can't beat this joke; "What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?" "Nothing. She's already been told twice." |
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magiclimber Veteran user Boulder, Colorado 315 Posts |
I've found references to you tube and tv are funny. Especially when a spectator is filming your entire show. Stop the show, point out the camera, and comment to the person filming on how the show is better to watch live. Also, stopping and posing for pictures gets a good reaction (for me), with a big cheesy smile. Most of the other jokes and lines I use are the same old lines everyone's heard, so it would be redundant to repeat them.
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Sir Richard Special user 650 Posts |
Okay Frank, these are my ORIGINAL jokes, so nobody else use them, okay?
"I don't tell everybody that I have 3 (balls), but you guys look okay!" "I've never seen you before in my life, have I sis...er...uh...I mean miss!" "It's okay kid, I'm your real dad!" "Is that your wife or are you on a business trip?" "...okay, I'll go slow." Remember, no stealing now!
"In the land of Murphy there is but ONE law!"
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