Yup, I hate having to do this, but I am whoring myself to make some cash for the expected arrival of my first born son. So, before any of you make plans to fly to Philly for a one night stand, know that I am talking about my metal work.

Now is the time for all good men to come the the party..... wait.... that's not what I wanted to type. Old typing classes coming back!

Now is the time to place your orders for all things Nippulini made. Yes! Stainless steel blockhead nails, swallowing swords, fire eating torches, anything you need for your performance skill set! Let me know immediately... heck even if you don't NEED any of these items I will gladly take pity orders. I will even take virtual orders. Just send me money and you'll get a brand new picture (JPEGs only) of some sort of metal object.

Check out http://greatnippulini.com/sideshow.html to see what's available. I am even willing to sell my full sized Bender unit! (Minimum bid $1500).