Since Santa was talking about hot foods a while back I thought he might be thrilled about the latest news:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout......ip-paint

There's a new champion in the "world's hottest pepper" game. Naga Viper. It's even got a cool name... if you're a spandex clad eighties action hero with a mullet.

That thing could literally kill you.

Taste spicey death!

Is that hotter than the Guatemalan Insanity Pepper? (The ones grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.)

Never heard the skoville's on the insanity pepper. Are you a shooter? Didn't Annie Oakley use that model of Marlin?

*Edit: Nope, hers was a '97. Close.

The Insanity Pepper was from the Simpsons. A great episode.

They say this new pepper thing is 300,000 points higher than the ghost chili. That's almost scary.

Yes I like to shoot. Especially lever action rifles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MPiAMC55PQ

Yeah that's the episode with the coyote. I 'member. I shot a Marlin at the indoor range once. Good rifle.
I like shotguns best. I have an old single shot 1894 Lovelle Champion. Only 4 ever made.

Nice!

I shoot quite a bit of shotgun myself. When it comes to guns I like pump shotguns and lever action rifles. I don't have any antique or rare guns. A 1952 Marlin 336 is the oldest gun I have. Shoots great though.

I got a flu shot.

I like to shoot my mouth off.

I like to shoot the ****

I like to shoot fish in barrels. (surprisingly difficult believe it or not).

There is no use for peppers like that in food! Maybe medically but dang, I can't eat a jalapeno and those things make jalapenos look like jelly beans.