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Dr. Van Van Mojo Special user 570 Posts |
There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
What do you do with witches? Burn them. And what do you burn, apart from witches? More witches. Wood. Good. Now, why do witches burn? because they're made of... wood? Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood? Build a bridge out of her. But can you not also build bridges out of stone? Oh yeah. Does wood sink in water? No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond! No, no. What else floats in water? Bread. Apples. Very small rocks. Cider. Gravy. Cherries. Mud. Churches. Lead! Lead! A Duck. Exactly. So, logically... If she weighs the same as a duck... she's made of wood. And therefore... ...A witch! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g |
Mary Mowder Inner circle Sacramento / Elk Grove, CA 3659 Posts |
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