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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. A picture is now only worth 500 words. When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. ............................................. I don't usually like 'funny' emails but a few of these were worth a giggle. |
Brian Proctor Inner circle Somewhere 2323 Posts |
I love it!
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gdw Inner circle 4884 Posts |
Lol.
"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
I won't forget you Robert. |
Jamie Ferguson Inner circle Alba Gu Brà th 3640 Posts |
That's funny!
When the chips are down, the duvet is uncomfortable.
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
I especially enjoyed the Bill and Hillary reference.
But I'm guessing it's not true. |
rockwall Special user 762 Posts |
Pretty funny. Was that all or just the best?
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Kent Wong Inner circle Edmonton, Alberta, Canada 2458 Posts |
... to save money, they have turned off the light at the end of the tunnel.
Kent
"Believing is Seeing"
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tommy Eternal Order Devil's Island 16544 Posts |
Times are so tough in the USA that that magicians have tuned to charlatanry and are running off with borrowed items.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
Tommy |
critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
It's so bad that Tony Soprano can't even afford to feed the fishes.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
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On 2011-08-10 10:08, rockwall wrote: The best - I've deleted the email now but some weren't very funny and a couple were tasteless sexual innuendo, which everyone knows I find unforgivable, so I certainly won't be repeating the one about the renewed passion women have for their husbands since the price of batteries skyrocketed. |
Salguod Nairb Room 101 0 Posts |
I like this one best.
A picture is now only worth 500 words. I bet it could be worked into a hat line.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness...
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
...Michael Moore started criticizing Belgium.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
...Panhandlers are moving to other countries to find people to put the touch on.
...An American Jacobin Party is in the works. ...Daddy Warbucks has had to pimp out Annie. ...Monopoly game spaces are being foreclosed on. ...Linus had to sell his blanket. ...The Lincoln and Jefferson Memorial statues are getting pink slips.
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
1tepa1 Inner circle 1281 Posts |
Texas governor had to ask other people to pray that he can manage to keep everything up.
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Kevin Connolly Inner circle New Jersey 1329 Posts |
Texas is the only making money and creating jobs. Nice try though.
Please visit my website.
www.houdinihimself.com Always looking buy or trade for original Houdini, Hardeen and escape artist items. I'm interested in books, pitchbooks and ephemera. Email [email]hhoudini@optonline.net[/email] |
Kevin Connolly Inner circle New Jersey 1329 Posts |
Illegal aliens are sneaking back out of the country......... rim shot
Please visit my website.
www.houdinihimself.com Always looking buy or trade for original Houdini, Hardeen and escape artist items. I'm interested in books, pitchbooks and ephemera. Email [email]hhoudini@optonline.net[/email] |
acesover Special user I believe I have 821 Posts |
Destiny,
I have always enjoyed you and your humor. Kind of like the battery thingy also. Ha ha so subtle. Acesover
If I were to agree with you. Then we would both be wrong. As of Apr 5, 2015 10:26 pm I have 880 posts. Used to have over 1,000
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
...I saw a white dude at the day labor office...
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Tito Ortiz needed money so bad he actually showed up for a fight... twice!
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
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On 2011-08-10 23:37, acesover wrote: Thank You Acesover - I've always found the sledgehammer a fine tool for subtlety - the Master of Subtlety is Lobo who often requires a second read just to be sure. I googled tea substitutes so I could make a word play on the Tea Party but 'Things are so tough in the US conservatives can only afford a Jersey Tea Party' didn't work for me - perhaps, unlike me, you folks are familiar with Jersey Tea or Red Root. |
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