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Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4451 Posts |
Invented any Platitudes? Rules of thumbs to live by? Cryptic life warnings?
Wit gets 3 points, accuracy 2 points, originality 8 points, pretentiousness 2 points and wisdom from stupidity gets 10 points. No prizes will be awarded, but the street cred is sky high. I'll start. "Never finger-poke a boxer over a fender-bender."
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
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S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts |
When walking through a rather crowded area (e.g., a cocktail party where some people are carrying drinks or plates of food or whatever), I have a simple rule-of-thumb:
"The more dangerous person has the right-of-way." (It may apply in other situations as well.) |
Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
"I'd rather someone seduce me in the name of vice than kill me in the name of virtue."
"He who dies with the most toys is DEAD, and then someone else gets the toys."
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4451 Posts |
"Try for excellence, try for fame, or try for both, but start with excellence."
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
"Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads 'Not guilty'."
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
From my dad.
If you are not in bed by nine o'clock you might as well go home. God protects drunks and idiots. There isn't anything worse than a reformed anything. |
LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
I answered in a hurry...I didn't invent the snowflake one; I just like it.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
kambiz Inner circle Perth, down by the cool of the pool 1129 Posts |
Relating to table tennis:
"If you can whack it, whack it, otherwise just smack it" Kam
If I speak forth, many a mind will shatter,
And if I write, many a pen will break. .....and when I consider my own self, lo, I find it coarser than clay! |
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