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Smoking Camel Inner circle UK 1039 Posts |
The following joke has appeared on a joke website today and I don't quite get it. Could someone please explain it. Thanks....
I remember being best mates with Derren Brown a few years ago. We started our own T.V. show and we had a deal to split the profits 50/50. However, I soon decided to give up my part of the deal and pursue my hobby of milking yaks in central Asia.
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garett Regular user 142 Posts |
Lol
Derren used his "mind control" abilities to get his partner to pursue something stupid and leave Derren with all the profits. |
Smoking Camel Inner circle UK 1039 Posts |
Ah..... Thanks!
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Jamie Ferguson Inner circle Alba Gu Brà th 3640 Posts |
Tee hee!
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quicknotist Special user 888 Posts |
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DekEl Inner circle Creates MindTricks. Has exactly: 1172 Posts |
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milking yaks in central Asia. Admittedly, I cracked up at the milking yaks bit..
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Rocketeer Special user Westchester, NY 965 Posts |
Waitasecond! Do you mean I've been milking these *#$%*& yaks for all these years and I'm NOT going to get ANY money form Brown?!?!?!?
Screwed again.
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kinesis Inner circle Scotland, surrounded by 2708 Posts |
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On 2012-11-06 19:32, Rocketeer wrote: ...and not just by the Yaks |
The Paranormalist Special user United Kingdom 702 Posts |
I hear that Pigeons milk is very good for you!
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phillsmiff Inner circle UK 1794 Posts |
Dog milk. Lasts longer than any other type of milk, dog's milk.
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GothicBen Veteran user England 353 Posts |
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On 2012-11-07 07:12, phillsmiff wrote: That's cos no b*gger will drink it! That joke's ancient (think it was Red Dwarf) |
The Paranormalist Special user United Kingdom 702 Posts |
Yes but once you've tried pigeons milk you won't want anything else.
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Ricardini24 New user 50 Posts |
I've got nipples Derren! Could you milk me?
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DekEl Inner circle Creates MindTricks. Has exactly: 1172 Posts |
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On 2012-11-07 14:22, Ricardini24 wrote: Well this got weirdly sexual very quickly...
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tcpAz New user Portugal 33 Posts |
Whoah.
Derren Brown jokes? Really? The man can't get much higher, IMHO. Az |
Smoking Camel Inner circle UK 1039 Posts |
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On 2012-11-07 16:56, tcpAz wrote: Was that a Joke? if so I didn't get this one either.
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bigcheese New user Sacramento, CA 56 Posts |
I read the 'joke' and tried to work it out before I read any responses. My first thought was that the guy was alluding to having failed miserably in the competition with Brown. (I like the yaks option better than mine though!)
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phillsmiff Inner circle UK 1794 Posts |
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On 2012-11-08 13:54, Smoking Camel wrote: I think the idea is that if someone is sufficiently iconic and universally known that you can use them as a basis for a joke then that is something of a pinnacle in public awareness. Laypeeps will refer to a dog who easily escapes his garden as 'a bit of a Houdini' and everyone knows what they mean - if people are still making Derren jokes 86 years after HIS death, then you know he really made it too. Phill
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