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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
....bacon.
I've got thirty-five years to go and have been following this regimen for years. Also with one egg daily, soft boiled, hard boiled, baked, scrambled, fried, or poached. Variety is...well, you get it. http://on.aol.com/video/105-year-old-wom......17745004
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irossall Special user Snohomish, Washington 529 Posts |
A few years back a 100+ year old Woman was asked on CNN what the secret was to her longevity. Her answer was, I smoke cigar's and drink whiskey every day (paraphrase).
Go Figure. I visited Der Wienerschnitzel last week and ordered their Bacon wrapped Hot Dog. It was AWESOME. Although the Bacon was wrapped around the wiener, it was very crisp and was of a good quality Bacon (something I can't say about other "fast food" bacon). Iven
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
Pork fat rules.
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
To one significant digit, I am 100 years old.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
My mother in law lived to be 100 years old. She died unable to hear, walk, see, and in the end she looked forward to her death. Be careful what you wish for.
Al Angello The Comic Juggler/Magician
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Salguod Nairb Room 101 0 Posts |
I'll never see 100.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness...
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tommy Eternal Order Devil's Island 16544 Posts |
No one is old age now we are new age.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
Hi Brian
Good to see you here.
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TonyB2009 Inner circle 5006 Posts |
I don't know how to live to a hundred, but at my last check-up the doctor told me I would hit a hundred in good health. That will do me.
Check out Tony's new thriller Dead or Alive http://www.amazon.co.uk/Alive-Varrick-Bo......n+carson
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
How to live to a hundred?
Don't die till then...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Al Angello Eternal Order Collegeville, Pa. USA 11045 Posts |
My father only made it to 90 years old, but he still had his drivers license and after my mother died he became the most popular man at the senior citizen's center. He used to disappear after dinner, not get home until after midnight, and he refuse to tell us where he was. The day he died he told me that after he got better he was going to give Nancy Keenan a call.
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
Reporter: "Mr. Jones, to what do you owe your longevity?
Centegenarian: "Wellsir, I don't smoke, drink or stay out late." (LOUD CRASH) Reporter: "What was that?!?" Centegenarian: "Aw, that's just Pa--he's drunk again!"
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
There's bacon, and then there's BACON!
I don't buy any of the name brands anymore in supermarkets. I'm fortunate to live in a rural area where many meat marketeers raise and produce their own pork, beef and game products and my favorite is cold smoked applewood cured bacon. You can eat it right out of the package without cooking it if you want, like the Czechs, Hungarians, Germans and other Europeans are fond of doing. But frying it up produces some of the best bacon you can experience.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
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On 2013-04-17 21:37, landmark wrote: Oh my, this is going to be the death of me. Those carbs will kill me before the bacon does! But I'm still willing to risk it. I'm going for it. There's a joke out there somewhere that goes something like this: Patient says to doc, I don't drink, I don't smoke, not even an occasional good cigar, I don't eat red meat, deep fried chicken, butter and sour cream on my baked potato, mayonnaise, eggs, BACON, sausage, pasta, sugar, chocolate, hot dogs and crinkle fries, ice cream, sprinkles, pancakes, waffles, spare ribs, pork rinds, potato chips, pretzels, dips, use salt, and I live a perfectly healthy life. Patient asks doc, "So, will I live to be a hundred?" Doc says, "Why do you care?"
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
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