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backinblack Special user 910 Posts |
I figured out that in a special field I seem to have psychic powers.. whenever a psychic/guru/god/ufo is coming to public with some sort of wonder I know the result of the explanation with almost 100% accuracy.. when the case is examined by scientists the result is: fraud
so as I can predict the future in a psychic way and also in/for the psychic (and higher => up to god) market: am I the real psychic/guru or even god? as it is about the real thing: do you think that this is the right place to discuss the real thing or should the thread be taken to inner thoughts? |
Garrette Special user 926 Posts |
Taking it to downstairs would not help. Your powers would merely project the discussion into muggle brains anyway. I am afraid that, yes, you are psychic, and you will simply have to cope with the headaches, fame, and groupies it brings you.
Might I suggest starting a badly referenced blog in multi-size font and hideous colors? Be sure to make your products page prominent. |
Mike Ince Inner circle 2041 Posts |
If you are a god you can create something from nothing. Certainly then you can start a private blog by your fiat. If you do, let us know the address so we can go there to be offended if we choose. (If you have to use any hardware in order to start such a blog, you should continue to represent your divine status with a little "g".)
You must be feeling playful today. I must limit my level of engagement. Unlike some acquaintances I've never considered banishment a rite of passage here. Is there a particular event that revealed your abilities to you? I can't think of any new high profile sightings lately. I did however discover the sometimes unfortunate ability to predict the outcomes of certain high profile court cases.
The secret of deception is in making the truth seem ridiculous.
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
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On 2013-07-15 18:29, backinblack wrote: You are definitely psychic! I ought to know, as I am PARANORMAL! Even my wife sometimes says, "Steve, I just don't know about you; you're just NOT normal."
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
backinblack Special user 910 Posts |
Isn´t it great: gods, paranormals and psychics of all sorts (from high court predictions to psychic predictions predictions and who knows whats coming up next) are meeting in a forum for trickery..
would like to say more to this but I have to build my blog - groupies want to spend money and touch *cough* want to get in touch with the holiness.. well, I rather would like to stay with only 1 girl for eternity but for the sake of (becoming) god I do not have to think only about my own needs but have to help these females.. yes - for the holiness you have to sacrify yourself physically.. that's real martyrdom.. osama beware !! |
Curtis Alexander New user 74 Posts |
I suddenly wish to give you $700 to talk to you for 45 minutes.
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backinblack Special user 910 Posts |
Yes that's one of the burdens beeing divine - you have to take the money..
so my son give all you have to the holiness - set yourself free of all the bad bad money.. it´s not about the taking but about the giving - I am willing to take this burden.. *om* |
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