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Herr Brian Tabor Special user Oklahoma City 729 Posts |
Have you ever seen me before? No? Good. My name is Criss Angel. I know I look different, that's because the camera adds ten pounds.... of mascara.
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TheAmbitiousCard Eternal Order Northern California 13425 Posts |
www.theambitiouscard.com Hand Crafted Magic
Trophy Husband, Father of the Year Candidate, Chippendale's Dancer applicant, Unofficial World Record Holder. |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
I don't look a bit like my pictures in the Post Office, do I?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
My hair used to be darker, but my hair piece faded.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You don't remember being my volunteer before? GOOD!
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
So you have seen my act before? Thanks for coming back anyway!
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You do know that I am NOT Al Sharpton?
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Were blue lights flashing the last time you saw me?
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w_s_anderson Inner circle The United States 1226 Posts |
Uhhhhhhhhhh.......WTF is the point of this thread? Does anyone get these posts?
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Zlwin Chew Elite user Malaysian Magician with 437 Posts |
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On Feb 15, 2015, w_s_anderson wrote: I do. It's just some interesting one-liners. |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
I don't think the Criss Angel line is too bad. It's not ground breaking comedy but it's quite a clever throwaway gag. I prefer to test these things on punters rather than magicians though.
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0pus Inner circle New Jersey 1739 Posts |
Is that because you have to say everything twice for magicians?
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Yeah yeah
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
Comedy squared.
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
My picture is still in the Post Office because I'm still at large.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You can hide over my house, Bob.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
That's because I wear the Mac King Cloak of Invisibility!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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George Ledo Magic Café Columnist SF Bay Area 3042 Posts |
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On Mar 24, 2016, Bob Sanders wrote: For years, when I meet someone and they say they've seen me somewhere, I've come back with "maybe you saw my photo in the post office?" It takes them a second to realize I'm kidding, but the expression in that second... priceless.
That's our departed buddy Burt, aka The Great Burtini, doing his famous Cups and Mice routine
www.georgefledo.net Latest column: "Sorry about the photos in my posts here" |
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B.W. McCarron Loyal user Seattle, WA USA 262 Posts |
If a buddy of mine sees someone he knows in a restaurant, he says, "Hey, mac, long time no see. Tell your parole officer that I said hi!"
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
"Have you ever seen me before"
Do you excuse yourself and write a history Then go back an let them recount everything - give them the envelope- and make like you predicted everything. Good for a laugh, a punch In the nose, or as a lesson that that your memory works but now you actually need to listen to them because you know a quiz OC coming later, sometime.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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