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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
My local WalMart has artificial eggs by the dozen for less than $2. They look like real eggs, can be dyed, are hollow and actually made from a soft plastic of some sorts. I cut a hole in one to use as a vanisher and they are light enough for IT. If you can use these grab them quick. I plan to use mine as rebirth containers for cremains.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Tony Iacoviello Eternal Order 13151 Posts |
Are they a good size and weight for the egg bag?
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Godzilla Inner circle Tied & Untied Witches on 5316 Posts |
Thanks for the heads up, Willie !
Those, may also be nice to do a 'Russian Roulette / Smash & Stab' routine with a hammer. Less messy ...
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On Mar 24, 2015, Tony Iacoviello wrote: Very light and the size of a real grade A small white egg.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On Mar 24, 2015, Godzilla wrote: I bought them to use as anal and thoracic stoppers so the cadavers wouldn't express themselves during the wake and get fluid on their good Salvation Army clothing. You just have to remember that warning cones needs to be place around the coffin in case there is a gas buildup. Last night at the wake I heard a slight thud and realized the anal stopper egg had shot down out the woman's skirt and hit the end of the semi-hollow coffin bottom. Everyone heard it but no one else knew what it was. Then the worst happened. The backlash in the intestinal system of the release of pressure at one end of the chain caused the thoracic egg to shoot into the mouth and expand the cheeks like a squirrel full of pecans. Obviously, she didn't look natural after that. I'm just thankful no one was leaning over her, crying, and kissing the Dead. Could have been a disaster.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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george1953 Inner circle Mallorca (Spain) 5943 Posts |
Willie you always have such heart warming stories to tell, you should write a book !
By failing to prepare, we are preparing to fail.
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Tony Iacoviello Eternal Order 13151 Posts |
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On Mar 25, 2015, weepinwil wrote: Thank you! |
weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On Mar 25, 2015, george1953 wrote: I have written 2, or maybe I should say my good friend Richard Grayson has. If interested, PM me.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On Mar 25, 2015, Tony Iacoviello wrote: You are welcome. Sometimes you can put two in a cadaver's mouth.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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RandyScott Loyal user 258 Posts |
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On Mar 25, 2015, weepinwil wrote: Two?? You can do better than that. Go for the Cool Hand Luke record. Start stuffin' Willie. |
weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
Randy, with two they look cute like chip monks. If you do more they just look like fat faces. No one likes fat faces on the Dead.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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YitzhakNoDice Special user Portland, Oregon 517 Posts |
Facilla brand Plastic Dummy Poultry Eggs?
I am doing my annual collection of Passover effects. You know, vanishing wine, Elijah's PK touch, Matzah (change bag) cover. Why did never think of an egg trick? Obvious! Willie, you crack me up! But, you really should consider handing out eye protection at open casket affairs.
A wise man's question contains half the answer. - Solomon ben Judah, Philosopher
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Michael_MacDonald 1964 - 2016 Washington 2034 Posts |
And nose plugs? the flatulence from a coffin would give me nightmares for life lol
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On Mar 25, 2015, YitzhakNoDice wrote: I did once but the cadavers didn't like wearing them.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On Mar 25, 2015, Michael_MacDonald wrote: Smells like chicken.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Michael_MacDonald 1964 - 2016 Washington 2034 Posts |
Ack
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