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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
Oh how I love this time of year! The flowers are blooming, the birds singing, smell of formaldehyde in the air, and the homeless people (or so they say) holding their new cardboard signs. And the holiday of Easter where we dig up a few old friends, dust them off, and celebrate the resurrection. We start with an Anal Easter Egg Hunt for the local Proctologists union and end with an Easter Bunny look alike contest, which is difficult since most of the cadavers have pot bellies and buck teeth. Then it's put them all back in the grave until next ground hog day. I do love this time of year. Hope all of you have a happy what-so-ever this week as well.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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The Curator V.I.P. Beware Vampire, I have 3909 Posts |
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
Ha ha ha Curator. Thanks but I am not crazy enough or incompetent enough to take that job.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Wizard of Oz Inner circle Most people wish I didn't have 5150 Posts |
Weepinwil, you had me at "Oh."
Please never lose your disturbing and entertaining outlook on life. I admit, it often has me confused and perhaps worried, but somehow also peacefully satisfied. I realize that doesn't reflect well on me. But I'm willing to accept the criticism. Carry on.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On Apr 3, 2015, Wizard of Oz wrote: Thank you kind Sir for your encouraging remarks. I learned a long time ago never to judge a person until you've had your arm elbow deep into their abdominal cavity. Sometimes, I find myself pleasantly surprised.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
Someone pm'd me and asked about walking in another person's shoes before judging them. I guess that might work but we usually sell the shoes, along with the dentures. If you need false teeth don't pay hundred's of dollars for them but go to your local funeral home and ask to see their selection of used dentures. (we keep a bucket of them) And choose a set slightly larger than you need. Buy some Stayput (the stuff used to keep Halloween teeth in place)and you could be wearing a set for less than fifty bucks.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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george1953 Inner circle Mallorca (Spain) 5943 Posts |
Will, do you sell these teeth online ? I think you could make a killing with it (thereby generating more customers)
By failing to prepare, we are preparing to fail.
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On Apr 4, 2015, george1953 wrote: No, we do not sell them online because of the fitting problem. You have to try on a few pre-owned set of dentures before you get a set that is just right.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
Easter again! All the dead popping out of the grave like a bunch of whack-a-moles and making a lot of work for me. I always go to the cemetery early and whack them as they pop up and put them back in place. Can you imagine the lawsuits if they went home and the family thought they'd been buried alive? Guess my work is over until next groundhog day.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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