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For the older set

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:
Bobby Darin ---Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Herman's Hermits ---Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr ---I Get By With a Little Help >From Depends.
The Bee Gees ---How Can You Mend a Broken Hip...
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash ---I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon---Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores --Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye ---Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Leo Sayer ---You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations ---Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba---Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando ---Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy ---I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
And Last but NOT least:
Willie Nelson --- On the Commode Again
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On Aug 12, 2015, funsway wrote:
For the older set

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:


The Temptations ---Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.



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Paul and Al (two shock jocks from WHJY here in R.I.) have a rewritten song for KISS; "Death" (for Beth)

I tried to remember the lyrics, but I can't. Sorry. Basically it had to do with them being old and trying to tour.
One line had to do with; "These groupies might just give me, a trobbing heart attack."

Wait! I think this is it;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHmfghVt60o
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Great thread Funsway!

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Johnny Nash - I Can Barely See Clearly Now
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