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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
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S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts |
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On Aug 20, 2015, Magnus Eisengrim wrote: Stop leas. |
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imgic Inner circle Moved back to Midwest to see 1337 Posts |
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On Aug 20, 2015, S2000magician wrote: Stop Fleas (Oh wait..should that have gone on the cat thread?)
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
Honesty is the best politics.
-Stan Laurel
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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Starrpower Inner circle 4070 Posts |
Please Please Me.
- McCartney & Lennon |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
"Please Mr. Postman" written by Georgia Dobbins, William Garrett, Freddie Gorman, Brian Holland, and Robert Bateman. Debut single by The Marvelettes, and notable as the first Motown song to reach the number one position on the Billboard Hot 100 Pop Singles Chart (1961).
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts |
:Worry:
John
"A poor workman always blames his tools" |
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
Since this thread is titled "Relativity", I figured I would redirect back to that...
If Einstein hadn't come up with the Theory of Relativity, someone else would have. It was only a matter of time. An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it, the harder it gets. Correlations: Theory of Relatives - The probability of in-laws visiting you is directly proportional to how much you feel like being left alone. Relative Humidity - The amount of sweat produced when you are having sex with your cousin.
~michael baker
The Magic Company |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
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On Aug 23, 2015, slowkneenuh wrote: Because none of this makes any sense to me. |
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S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts |
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On Aug 23, 2015, arthur stead wrote: And, continuing Starpower's Lennon & McCartney (he got the customary order wrong) theme, a cover by The Beatles. |
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S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts |
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On Aug 23, 2015, Michael Baker wrote: Whatever that is. |
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
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On Aug 23, 2015, Michael Baker wrote: Or space.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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George Ledo Magic Café Columnist SF Bay Area 3042 Posts |
"Scientific American" magazine has a special issue on Einstein out right now. It's fascinating, even if (like me) most of it sounds like rocket science to you. I hardly ever pick up an issue any more, but I couldn't resist him on the cover.
That's our departed buddy Burt, aka The Great Burtini, doing his famous Cups and Mice routine
www.georgefledo.net Latest column: "Sorry about the photos in my posts here" |
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S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts |
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On Aug 23, 2015, George Ledo wrote: For 10 years I was a warhead designer. Translation: rocket scientist. When I say that something's not rocket science, I'm not being flippant; I'm expressing an expert opinion. |
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
Pretty much everything isn't rocket science. Apart from rocket science. But then, it aint juggling cantaloupes either.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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Poof-Daddy Inner circle Considering Stopping At Exactly 5313 Posts |
A couple old classics.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a "Manwich" is a warlock. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Cancer Sux - It is time to find a Cure
Don't spend so much time trying not to die that you forget how to live - H's wife to H on CSI Miami (paraphrased). |
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
I remember a "Doctor Who" in which the bad guy appeared to have won, hooking the Doctor's mind up to a collective of great thinkers she had gathered. The Doctor then started messing with their thoughts. The only one I remember was;
Copernicus; All motion is relative. Doctor; You wouldn't say that if you met my cousin.
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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George Ledo Magic Café Columnist SF Bay Area 3042 Posts |
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On Aug 23, 2015, S2000magician wrote: I may have missed something somewhere, but I wasn't referring to you (or to anyone) personally. Maybe I should have said "to most people." Ah, well, hindsight is always 20/20 and then some.
That's our departed buddy Burt, aka The Great Burtini, doing his famous Cups and Mice routine
www.georgefledo.net Latest column: "Sorry about the photos in my posts here" |
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