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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
I wanna tell you, it was a slow week here at NVMS.
How slow was it? Well, it was so slow that...
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
It was so slow that Danny Doyle managed to spell an entire post correctly.
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
It was so slow that I didn't get banned.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts |
It was so slow that Slim's dancing emoticons fell asleep.
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
It was so slow that everyone had the time to read their links before posting them. Some didn't anyways.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
It was so-o-o sl-o-o-o-o-ow th-a-a-a-a-a-a-t I-I-I-I-I-I-u-u-h-h fe-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l a-a-a-a-a-ssssss-l-l-l-e-e-e-e-e-e-p z-z-z z-z-z-z-z-z-z-z z-z-z-z-z-z-z ............
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
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acesover Special user I believe I have 821 Posts |
It was so slow I came back...
If I were to agree with you. Then we would both be wrong. As of Apr 5, 2015 10:26 pm I have 880 posts. Used to have over 1,000
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TomBoleware Inner circle Hattiesburg, Ms 3163 Posts |
It’s been slower than a herd of southern turtles.
Tom
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slowkneenuh Regular user After 5,278+ posts, only credited with 133 Posts |
It was so slow that nobody noticed when the Café was offline.
John
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
It's been so slow that Magnus has changed his mind on global warming, Acesover has become a teachers's advocate, and Carrie Sue has returned to promote gay marriage across the globe.
Meanwhile, lunatik is thinking about changing his mind on gun control, Mastermindreader wants the death penalty in all fifty states, Harry Lorayne has become a regular member of the forum but doesn't mention his books because it might disrupt our fascinating discussion, and Mark Lewis has given birth to a baby. Things have indeed been slow. Marlin1894 has become Marlin1895 and doesn't bother to go outside anymore because it's "too cold". Landmark is nearly finished with his affectionate biography of Barry Goldwater. S2000 has become dyslexic. Lobo has opened a new business advising those preparing for their butcher's examination license. GDW has embraced Marxism and Rockwall has joined the democratic party. Tommy has started dressing like a woman and insists that Oswald shot Abraham Lincoln. Tom Cutts now has a beer belly. Steve Brooks now the most regular poster here, and keeps bringing religion and cups and balls into every discussion. Destiny no longer has a sense of humor, and wears a business suit 24/7. Magic Santa has also returned, and is also unfunny and keeps pushing us to love Obamacare. James Randi stops by too, now, but finds the forum too slow (still, he can't prove it). David Copperfield, Ricky Jay, and Penn Jillette are regular lurkers, because it's so slow here that even famous magicians are fascinated by the anticipation for something to actually happen for a change. Things are so slow that Salguod and Stoneunhinged have started dating. |
LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
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On Nov 10, 2015, stoneunhinged wrote: Very nice!! I think anyone changing his or her position on gun control would have sufficed, though.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
S2000magician Inner circle Yorba Linda, CA 3465 Posts |
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On Nov 10, 2015, stoneunhinged wrote: Interestingly, my wife is somewhat dyslexic. (No: I didn't take any offense at what you wrote. It was brilliant.) |
Ray Tupper. Special user NG16. 749 Posts |
It was so slow, that retired lecturers were reviving ancient threads to try to effervesce a stagnant **** heap.
What do we want?
A cure for tourettes! When do we want it? C*nt! |
imgic Inner circle Moved back to Midwest to see 1336 Posts |
It was so slow S2000 did not have to correct anyone's grammar.
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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acesover Special user I believe I have 821 Posts |
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On Nov 10, 2015, stoneunhinged wrote: OMG...I love this post. Still laughing. Just back from being ostracized and read this. This is great.
If I were to agree with you. Then we would both be wrong. As of Apr 5, 2015 10:26 pm I have 880 posts. Used to have over 1,000
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