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Douglas.M Elite user 465 Posts |
I wrote these. I have nobody else to blame.
A strange little wizard named Vole Got obsessed with the old Benson Bowl He inverted the thing And started to sing: These sponges have captured my soul! A magician from a town we'll call Claridge Bought gimmicks that he would disparage His Wife knew the cause And said without pause, The magic is gone from our marriage. Your turn! |
EsnRedshirt Special user Newark, CA 895 Posts |
I can't think of too many that don't immediately start veering off-color. Let's see...
There once was a man named Houdini His oratorical skills were unseemly. His tricks, to be frank, Were average, or stank, But with escapes, he was quite a genie.
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1777 Posts |
A young boy was so into magic
That he practiced until he was frantic He spent all his time Learning sleights so divine That the rest of his life was tragic |
EsnRedshirt Special user Newark, CA 895 Posts |
One magician, although quite well versed,
Performed his last show unrehearsed. His assistant that day To the crowd's great dismay, Departed, in parts, in a hearse.
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
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R.S. Regular user CT one day I'll have 188 Posts |
You guys are good!
Ron
"It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry." Thomas Paine
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1777 Posts |
A magician who thought he was slick
Asked a young lady to check out a trick. But his sleights were so bad, And his patter so sad, That it made the young lady quite sick! |
stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
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On Dec 20, 2015, R.S. wrote: Do you mean in this thread, or in the thread I posted a link to? The "Puzzle me this" forum has a lot of nerdy, creepy-smart types. I participated for a while because I'm a nerd; but I stopped because I wasn't creepy-smart. Just creepy. |
R.S. Regular user CT one day I'll have 188 Posts |
I was initially referring to this thread, but your link is awesome too!
Ron
"It is error only, and not truth, that shrinks from inquiry." Thomas Paine
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