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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
For many years I had a problem finding the romantic side of me and then I discovered the bizarre community, who gave me much inspiration. This year I am going to sit my love at one end of the candle lit table and sit myself in the seat adjacent to her. I will clasp her hand and look into her eyes and recite this love poem. I'm sure she will like it. You have my permission to use it just make sure you hold her hand and gaze into her eye, both of them if she has two.
Take Me Out A valentine love poem Take me out! Take me out! I heard my valentine cry. Take me out! Take me out! Or I will surely die. I'll take you out! I'll take you out! That was the answer I said. But I can't take you out before you die, My Dear, because you're already dead! I slid her out of the coffin, And she dribbled toward the door. If it hadn't been for the anal cork, She'd probably dribble more. We sat at the kitchen table, At her old familiar place. I took a moment to brush the mold, From her nose and the rest of her face. We laughed, and cried for an hour or two, My love for her was a sin. I could tell she was getting tired, 'cause the drool ran down her chin. I took her back to the crypt, And stowed her safely away. Promising to take her out again, The next Saint Valentine Day! PS. Love you to death, and back.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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