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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
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On Mar 20, 2021, Cliffg37 wrote: A few guys I was in chemistry with and I used to call our social studies teacher (Mrs. Koh) Mrs. Potassium Hydroxide. Amongst ourselves, that is.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
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Cliffg37 Inner circle Long Beach, CA 2491 Posts |
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My favourite is the pop up tie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e8wxupapYg I activate this when I "accidentally" get too close to the Van De Graaf machine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha rotflmao! I tell a lot of jokes, and my personality shines though, but no I don't do much magic in class. Talent shows yes.
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John Long Inner circle New Jersey 2826 Posts |
A different type of chemistry jokes is what is known as nomenclature jokes.. try to name the formula I give you.
The first, I'll give the answer to illustrate What is the name of BaNa2? A: Banana Now for real, name each below: Na Ba / Na BaAuH2O HIHOAg RnSnSn CH2O : I collected/created over 100 of these when in college; most are organic compounds, but they are just to laborious to draw in a text field John
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karnak Special user Connecticut 747 Posts |
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On Mar 24, 2021, John Long wrote: Banana split? Barry Goldwater? Hi ho Silver? Rin Tin Tin? Sea water?
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R.S. Regular user CT one day I'll have 184 Posts |
Haha! Looks like all these chemistry jokes are getting a pretty good reaction.
Ron
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karnak Special user Connecticut 747 Posts |
Perhaps a motion should be Tabled for Periodic chemistry jokes?
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John Long Inner circle New Jersey 2826 Posts |
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On Mar 24, 2021, karnak wrote: Very good! I don't remember any one getting the "banana split" one before. So, for extra credit, a bit more challenging (to answer, and for me to write in text mode) 4 / || / 4 and MD / || / MD John
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John Long Inner circle New Jersey 2826 Posts |
Sorry, the last two are not being reproduced correctly on the screen; it is something peculiar with the way the Café is processing characters and spaces
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John Long Inner circle New Jersey 2826 Posts |
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On Mar 25, 2021, karnak wrote: yeah, periodicaly.
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John Long Inner circle New Jersey 2826 Posts |
Does anyone know why spacing is being altered and some characters eliminated?
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