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Bill Palmer Eternal Order Only Jonathan Townsend has more than 24312 Posts |
That reminds me of another adage -- "Never ask an audience a question that you might not want to hear the answer to."
At the CES show a few years back, a fellow from Microsoft was starting a speech, and he said, "What is it that Microsoft is most famous for?" Someone from the audience yelled back "The 640K barrier!"
"The Swatter"
Founder of CODBAMMC My Chickasaw name is "Throws Money at Cups." www.cupsandballsmuseum.com |
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Whit Haydn V.I.P. 5449 Posts |
"Time is no healer--the patient is no longer here."
--T. S. Elliot |
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Conlaw New user 76 Posts |
"A wise man speaks when he has something to say, a fool when he has to say something" -- Plato
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vinsmagic Eternal Order sleeping with the fishes... 10957 Posts |
Wet Birds don't fly at night
jackie Vernon |
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Richard Evans Inner circle 1379 Posts |
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, in which case it's insulin.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Elayne Boosler
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Whit Haydn V.I.P. 5449 Posts |
"You mean wet birds do fly at night?"
--Carl Reiner |
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RiffClown Inner circle Yorktown, Virginia (Previously Germany) 1579 Posts |
Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Rob "Riff, the Magical Clown" Eubank aka RiffClown
<BR>http://www.riffclown.com <BR>Magic is not the method, but the presentation. |
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Richard Evans Inner circle 1379 Posts |
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Elayne Boosler
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Mike Wild Inner circle NY, PA, TX, MA, FL, NC 1290 Posts |
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
-Albert Einstein |
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meilechl Special user 657 Posts |
Reality is an illusion caused by too much blood in the alcohol.
The early bird may get the worm but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese. Tempt us not into leading. |
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Bill Palmer Eternal Order Only Jonathan Townsend has more than 24312 Posts |
Time wounds all heels.
"The Swatter"
Founder of CODBAMMC My Chickasaw name is "Throws Money at Cups." www.cupsandballsmuseum.com |
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Dr_Stephen_Midnight Inner circle SW Ohio, USA 1555 Posts |
"Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo."
-Groucho Marx ("Monkey Business") Steve
Dr. Lao: "Do you know what wisdom is?"
Mike: "No." Dr. Lao: "Wise answer." |
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BSutter Special user Sitting on a pile of 582 Posts |
Too much blood in my beer stream.
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Whit Haydn V.I.P. 5449 Posts |
"Thirteen kids! Why do you have so many children?"
"I love my husband." "Well, I love my cigar, but I take it out every now and then..." --Groucho |
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Carron Special user UK 958 Posts |
If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0
you cannot shake hands with a clenched fist- |
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