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Phil Thomas Inner circle Newark, Ohio 1117 Posts |
"Like my props? I got them at a bizarre bazarre."
OK.........I'll quit while I'm ahead.
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."
Albert Einstein |
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Jonathan Townsend Eternal Order Ossining, NY 27297 Posts |
Like the cape? I got it on sale.
It came with fangs but I lost those. The amulet is real though. Really. Okay I found it in a crackerjack box. But is was a very old box of crackerjacks.
...to all the coins I've dropped here
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Clifford the Red Inner circle LA, California 1941 Posts |
(to your volunteer)
With a face like that you should be in the business, which businesss I'll not say.
"The universe is full of magical things, waiting for our wits to grow sharper." Eden Philpotts
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gareth123 Loyal user Rotherham UK 245 Posts |
I'm a Bizarrist
*is tihs migac or am i sineg aonhter wlord in wihch i nveer lvied UNTILL NOW*
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chmara Inner circle Tucson, AZ 1911 Posts |
Whoops -- that doll was not supposed to work that way.
Gregg (C. H. Mara) Chmara
Commercial Operations, LLC Tucson, AZ C. H. Mara Illusion & Psychic Entertainments |
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Jonathan Townsend Eternal Order Ossining, NY 27297 Posts |
Whoah, it did not say that would happen on the instructions.
...to all the coins I've dropped here
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Slim Price Inner circle 1935 - 2006 1326 Posts |
"I have here an ordinary trick deck of cards."
Slim
sanscan@tds.net
"I will never bitter be, as long as I can laugh at me!" "The people who were dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music" |
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gareth123 Loyal user Rotherham UK 245 Posts |
Pick a card , not that 1 , not that 1 , not that 1 , not that 1 , not that 1 , ok good choice.
*is tihs migac or am i sineg aonhter wlord in wihch i nveer lvied UNTILL NOW*
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scolman Elite user Cape Town, South Africa 456 Posts |
Now, if you'll just close your eyes and concentrate for a second, you'll feel a tiny prick behind you.....
Stand back, I dunno how big this things gonna get..... The tarot tells me you're attracted to bizarrists! |
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Phil Thomas Inner circle Newark, Ohio 1117 Posts |
My ouija board told me to quit while I was ahead.
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."
Albert Einstein |
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truthteller Inner circle 2584 Posts |
Would you like fries with that?
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Slim Price Inner circle 1935 - 2006 1326 Posts |
"Now, pull my finger!"
Slim
sanscan@tds.net
"I will never bitter be, as long as I can laugh at me!" "The people who were dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music" |
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Bill Palmer Eternal Order Only Jonathan Townsend has more than 24312 Posts |
I can supersize that for 39¢.
"The Swatter"
Founder of CODBAMMC My Chickasaw name is "Throws Money at Cups." www.cupsandballsmuseum.com |
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Logan Five Inner circle Northern California 1434 Posts |
Thank you..Thank you, Thank you very much..please no applause-just throw money..20 denomenations would be nice.. Thank you.
And now for my next trick..
Self concept is destiny..
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Lee Darrow V.I.P. Chicago, IL USA 3588 Posts |
Would you like to change your mind, or isn't it wet yet?
I have here a perfectly ordinary deck of TV Magic Cards... Now show the card to your friends... of course, if you show it to MY friends, this will go a LOT faster! and faster than you can say "shubniggurrath..." and now my lovely assistant, Velma will step into the box... remember the words of Power and Magic - "money talks!" Just a few bizarre ideas... Lee Darrow, C.H.
http://www.leedarrow.com
<BR>"Because NICE Matters!" |
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Phil Thomas Inner circle Newark, Ohio 1117 Posts |
Does this hooded cloak make my butt look fat?
"If we lose the sense of the mysterious, life is no more than a snuffed out candle."
Albert Einstein |
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chmara Inner circle Tucson, AZ 1911 Posts |
An accupuncturist should never say ---
"Somewhere out there there is a doll screaming its head off..."""" (Cartoon in Invocation 3)
Gregg (C. H. Mara) Chmara
Commercial Operations, LLC Tucson, AZ C. H. Mara Illusion & Psychic Entertainments |
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