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On 2006-12-30 00:38, gabelson wrote:
...When you have anything of Max Maven's in your house.

...Especially if Max hasn't even noticed it's gone missing yet.
Every problem contains the seeds of its own solution. Unfortunately every problem also contains the seeds of an infinite number of non-solutions, so that first part really isn't super helpful.
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… Wife gets angry when you use a PK ring instead of your wedding ring.
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When you own 12 clipboards that do different things, 5 peek wallets, and a collection of warped silverware
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When someone answers a question with yes or no you show that you knew all along

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When every playing card in your house has "OFF BY ONE" written on the back.
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-You start believing your own hype, and walk around feeling more mentally powerful than the average mortal.

-You convince yourself it isn't unethical that a majority of the people in your life actually believe you possess paranormal abilities.

-You look down on magicians.

-You have ripped Conversations with Mentalists and all of Kenton Knepper's and Rex Sikes's audio as MP3s so you can listen to them on your ipod, over and over and over again.

-You actually start buying into NLP.

-You shave a widow's peak, and only wear black.
"Few have the courage of their convictions; fewer still, the courage for an attack on their convictions." — Nietzsche
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When you have Richard Busch on speed dial
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...it seems as though everyone on your favorite forum has Banachek or Richard Busch on speed dial.


Posted: Jan 1, 2007 10:12pm
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...you predict your total tax liability before your CPA figures your return.

...you try to cold read your psychiatrist.

...you refuse to have x-rays taken because you want to play Russian Roulette with your dentist's drill.
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You try and predict who's going to put up the next post on "You Know You're A Mentalist When..."




I predict it's gonna be Gabelson.


Posted: Jan 2, 2007 1:04am
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Ah-Ha!!!
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Someone complains to an administrator, your last two posts get merged together, and the complainer's complaining post becomes the next post Smile
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Gabewritter...That was uncanny!
I know you won't share that little gem...will you $$$
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When you tell your wife you forgot and she says, "Yea I know, off by one".

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...you don't understand a thing Knepper wrote, but you buy him anyway.
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
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...the names Christopher Carter, Banachek, and Richard Mark don't immediately make you think of the X Files, George Peppard from the early 70's, and a slightly mispronounced pop singer/producer.
Every problem contains the seeds of its own solution. Unfortunately every problem also contains the seeds of an infinite number of non-solutions, so that first part really isn't super helpful.
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..."PS2" is the name of your favorite new book, not your recently-obsolete gaming system.
Every problem contains the seeds of its own solution. Unfortunately every problem also contains the seeds of an infinite number of non-solutions, so that first part really isn't super helpful.
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...when your (magic) act used to be better seen than heard, and NOW your (mentalism) act is better heard than seen --- and so are your audience members.
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When you nailwrite what your mother-in-law is saying to your wife regarding the way she wouldn't like to die at all.

That's called pre-work.
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When you nailwrite what your mother-in-law is saying to your wife regarding the way she wouldn't like to die at all.

LOL!

...And when your thumbnail is longer than Streisand's.
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When someone says, "I'm not going to tell you" and you simply state, "That would be redundant."
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When you are able to Flashback without Double Vision all along keeping your MOAB in line with your Final Flashback and knowing one day you will have an Ultimate Flashback with some Dictionary Book Test!


When that can be said and somewhat understood you are a mentalist my friend!


Good magic to all,


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