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When you tell your wife, "I only pretend to read minds."

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If any time you're at a store that sells silverware, you have a strong desire to "check it out".

If, when you're with your significant other at a restaurant, he/shes says "Honey, don't do it!" every time you pick up your fork or spoon!

If you have a coin wedged between two pages of a book you have just "laying around".
remember....always use your powers for good!

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When at a Barack Obama you shout: Yes we ACAAN!
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Laurent A:
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You own books that don't actually make sense when you read them...

You start to wear black clothes far to often...

You start to grow a goatee...

You pay way to much interest to envelopes in the stationary office store...
It's not goodbye, just see you later...
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...when Rymans give you the horn...
I've asked to be banned
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You know you're a Mentalist when people come to consult you about what the other people are keeping from them, and you need to devise a diabolical way of actually seeing through lies.

You know you're a Mentalist when you feel guilt for holding cards (guilty).

You know you're a Mentalist when you find yourself making everyone laugh by predicting with 100% accuracy the contents of your birthday presents and cards.

You know you're a Mentalist when you spell 'Mentalist' with a capital 'M', but find that the capitalization isn't so consistent when writing the word 'magician'.

You know you're a Mentalist when you are trying to judge which third of the girls in front of you have had an abortion for your cold readings. (Sometimes I cross a line...).

You know you're a Mentalist when people do not trust you with anything metal, and the waiters in all the local restaurants keep asking you to bend the forks while the manager is out.

Tom
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I come from the future to culture you poor sods with fire.
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On 2010-08-28 06:40, IAIN wrote:
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On 2010-08-28 06:14, Eshla wrote:
You know you're a Mentalist when you are trying to judge which third of the girls infront of you have had an abortion for your cold readings. (sometimes I cross a line...)

xx


I'll tell you this for free tom, if I EVER see you do this to someone, I will honestly swing for you...what a terrible, evil, selfish little mind...


Why would you hang yourself over that? I do not understand?

I have not found one female so far to get distressed over this, as I always enter into the revelations gently and slowly. In the end it often becomes quite facinating for all involved.
I come from the future to culture you poor sods with fire.
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When you ask the guy from Home Depot to give you a quote for laminate flooring and he writes it on his business card, this you immediately refuse to look at, rather put it upside down in your "special" wallet and continue..."I'm getting an 8. Does that make sense to you?"

G


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On 2010-08-28 05:40, Marc Spelmann wrote:
You own books that don't actually make sense when you read them...

You start to wear black clothes far to often...

You start to grow a goatee...

You pay way to much interest to envelopes in the stationary office store...

And you address Peter Nardi as "Godfather" far too often.
"Every discipline effects every other discipline. You can't straighten out the corporation if your closet is a mess" Jim Rohn
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On 2010-08-28 06:14, Eshla wrote:
You know you're a Mentalist when you are trying to judge which third of the girls in front of you have had an abortion for your cold readings. (Sometimes I cross a line...).


Some things are just evil. Yeah, you're right in terms of crossing a line... playing off the death of a child like this? No. Not for me.
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At a restaurant, when reading the menu, you equivoque on your girlfriend for choosing what to order!

At the grocery store, when waiting in line for paying, you take a coin out of your pocket , concentrate and bend it!
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You see Magicians as "manuals" and Mentalists as "intellectuals".
You cano't play cards game because if you win peoples think you are a cheater and if you loose you are stupid.
French Mind reading and mentalism act.
Tarot readers.
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https://visiomentalisme.fr
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Your friend says he's picking up a hooker... you tell him, "Now pick up another one."
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You Know You Are Becoming A Mentalist When....

You've read this far. Smile
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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...when you predicted in 2007 nobody will post on this thread until aug 6 2010, but forgot where you put the prediction envenlope.
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When you own more chair predictions than the auditorium has chairs.
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..When a friend have asked you if you happen to see a real ghost and you tell them, which one? 1 or 2?

..When you hear the word "thumper" you will not recognize Bambi from a Disney cartoon but instead a sex toy or something that vibrates.
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You know you're becoming a mentalist when you find yourself telling everyone you're not really a magician.
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On 2010-10-10 04:52, Pakar Ilusi wrote:
You Know You Are Becoming A Mentalist When....

You've read this far. Smile


...And not bothered to read the other five previous five pages... ;-)
Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day
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On 2010-10-10 03:04, gabelson wrote:
Your friend says he's picking up a hooker... you tell him, "Now pick up another one."


"...now push one towards me"
"Every discipline effects every other discipline. You can't straighten out the corporation if your closet is a mess" Jim Rohn
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