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7th_Son Elite user Australia 437 Posts |
You own many thin little booklets that cost an absolute fortune. In these books, a chapter is made up of 1 or 2 pages. These books are always in black and white...never in color.
"Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!" - Groucho Marx
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Captain Haddock New user The Far Side Of the Moon 22 Posts |
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On 2005-02-08 02:49, 7th_Son wrote: And they are usually written by Kenton Knepper... |
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Magic Blinds New user 59 Posts |
You stop getting excited about XXX adult movies and get excited that Richard Ostrelind has a New DVD out.
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Vision Veteran user London 395 Posts |
Along the same lines of what Juan D wrote, you also leave the ash tray in a bar full of torn business cards.
www.awonderfulmind.blogspot.com
check it out for new products. |
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Juan D Elite user 482 Posts |
- You have this weird habit of nail-nicking every business card that you give away
- One of your finger nails isn't evenly cut - "Just Do It" becomes your favorite slogan |
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Bennettjc Loyal user Brooklyn, NY 257 Posts |
You compulsively detail, out loud, every action you've just taken with someone:
"Ok. So what just happened? I walked into your 7-11. I removed a regular five dollar bill from my pocket. I gave it to you, Sanjay. And we've never met before. You took the bill, gave me my Altoids, and my change. Now you have my money and I have your Altoids. Thank You! (Smile, raise eyebrows, with both arms stretched with upward palms.) |
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DaveS Veteran user New York 329 Posts |
You sign everything with a swami, browse the wallet/business card section of the department store BEFORE electronics and leave the house with your SUC but forget your keys!
DaveS
We shall not cease from exploration/And the end of all our exploring/Will be to arrive where we started/And know the place for the first time. (TS Elliot)
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entity Inner circle Canada 5060 Posts |
...you constantly ask those close to you if they'd like to change their mind.
- entity
email: tomebaxter@icloud.com
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Stephen Long Inner circle 1481 Posts |
You spend time thinking of new words that you can write down in order to add variety to your peeking practice.
Hello.
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Winnes Elite user 473 Posts |
Or you try to forget which ones youve written, so you genuinely don't know what it says..
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MetalBender Loyal user 248 Posts |
-Whenever you read a magazine you memorize the important stuff incase you are tested on it later.
-You screw up your signature on a creditcard slip, and center tear it for later. -You peak at the first word on the next page while reading Harry Potter. -While driving you hold one hand out in front of you to sense what's on the road ahead. -You start to wear heavy make-up, cut your hair in a dramatic widdow's peak, grow a bizzare goate, wear all black, and become synonomous with the term ubercreepy. |
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Bennettjc Loyal user Brooklyn, NY 257 Posts |
Gimmicks and gaffs become utility devices, aids, and equipment.
Tricks become experiments or demonstrations. "Specs" become participants or subjects. |
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Magic Blinds New user 59 Posts |
You constantly spend hours reading thru The Magic Café and the mentalism forums waiting for Banachek to Post some insider information.
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cupsandballsmagic Inner circle 2705 Posts |
You get arrested and while being questioned try to explain that you were simply writing a girls phone number in your pocket to impress her...
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Kevin Ridgeway V.I.P. Indianapolis, IN & Phoenix, AZ 1832 Posts |
You know your becoming a mentalist when...
You already know what's in the "You Know You Are Becoming A Mentalist When" thread without reading it... But then again you already knew that Kevin
Living Illusions
Ridgeway & Johnson Entertainment Inc Kevin Ridgeway & Kristen Johnson aka Lady Houdini The World's Premier Female Escape Artist www.LadyHoudini.com www.livingillusions.com |
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cupsandballsmagic Inner circle 2705 Posts |
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You constantly spend hours reading thru The Magic Café and the mentalism forums waiting for Banachek to Post some insider information. 2. On 2005-02-08 18:45, Living Illusions wrote: You know your becoming a mentalist when... You already know what's in the "You Know You Are Becoming A Mentalist When" thread without reading it... 3. King Of Hearts or when you use the one ahead method on a message board! |
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Stephen Long Inner circle 1481 Posts |
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On 2005-02-08 13:09, Craig Leonard wrote: HA! :lol:
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MentaThought Special user 615 Posts |
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On 2005-02-08 10:18, Bennettjc wrote: LOL! That's great! You're the only one on your block who'd be willing to bet $100 that "Chan Canasta" isn't a Chinese board game.
"A good mentalist ... will teach you a miracle because he understands the subtleties ..." -- Banachek
"If this works it'll be BEAUTIFUL!" - The Amazing Kreskin on a stunning effect he performed on his 1970s television series (PS: it worked) |
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Lee Darrow V.I.P. Chicago, IL USA 3588 Posts |
You refuse to buy a document shredder because you "need to keep in practice."
You tear up a sheet from any note pad you are about to buy to see which way the grain goes. You get all hot and bothered whenever you walk into a Staples. You also never leave Staples with only one item. Or a wallet with any money in it. Your wallet never has any cash in it as it's a "utility device" and you don't want it to warp. You carry a pocket secretary-style wallet even is Bermuda Shorts. Lee Darrow, C.H.
http://www.leedarrow.com
<BR>"Because NICE Matters!" |
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Wolflock Inner circle South Africa 2257 Posts |
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On 2005-02-08 18:28, gambituk1 wrote: LOL. This is my favourite. ...When people get all nervous when you stare at them. ...when the best compliment you receive is, "You are freaking me out!!!"
Wolflock
Pro Magician & Escapologist Member of JMC (Johannesburg Magic Circle) South Africa |
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