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Sven Rygh
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....when the only visible writing tools you carry on you is a Cross Medallion Pen & Pencil set Smile

Sven
Scott Xavier
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When you meet with two of your colleagues at one's seance show and all you end up talking about is how hard it is finding the proper lighting and sound guy and how shakey and unusable video is coming out even when the camera man is supposed to be a pro!
Dark Thought 13
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You centre tear the toilet tissue you just wiped your butt with!

You predict which counter will be available next in the bank!

You try to turn out the lights using your mind alone!

You discover carbon paper under the page with the shopping list!

You start looking through random pieces of material to see if you can see through it!

Your cutlery draw is empty!

You have Ultimate Flashback on your regular book shelf!

Your wife keeps finding small pencils in the washing machine!

You spend time writing this up on the Café!

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Angela
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Quote:
On 2005-02-17 03:34, Sven wrote:
....when the only visible writing tools you carry on you is a Cross Medallion Pen & Pencil set Smile

Sven


Yes!! Smile
magicuncle
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You use your blindfold in public.
Lee Darrow
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You carry a blindfold with you and nobody else thinks it's kinky.

You select fruits and vegetables at the market by closing your eyes and passing your hand over them, without touching them.

You always know what the correct lottery numbers are, yet never buy a winning ticket!

Your spouse divorces you for bending the good silverware at your anniversary party.

Your kids really know that you are psychic - and the other kids in the neighborhood know it, too!

You use a pendulum or forked stick to find your lost car in the parking lot.

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Angela
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On 2005-02-23 00:57, Lee Darrow wrote:
You always know what the correct lottery numbers are, yet never buy a winning ticket!

Hahaha--- good one Lee!!! Smile

You wipe away a tear of joy when you find that the people throwing the party just happen to have a huge stash of unused Wal-Mart forks in their basement. It happened! Smile
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When Your only daughter and assistant for your illusion show moves to wyoming to start a family of her own and you are getting older and tired of packing and unpacking big boxes and your wife dissapears ! Time to be a mentalist. LOL
Pambudi
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- Before you pay anything you look carefully at the serial number of your 10$ note
- You look, open and read several pages of novel books in the bookshop and in the end the only book that you buy is from on-line dealer
ribanner
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You know you are mentalist when ....

- If you cancel a show, you can't say "unforseen circumstances"

- When all your friends start conversations with "how am I?"
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You can call your best friends at the middle of the night, only to say

"You will meet a beautiful lady tomorrow... Watch Out, for she is a Drag Queen".
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-When you get excited when you find a new supply of the 'right' manilla envelopes

-When you can't buy anything from vending machines because all your coins are bent
Desix
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When the fire alarm goes off at work and the only thing I grab out of my office is my new copy of Max Maven's Prism, leaving my cell phone and unreplaceable work documents behind...(true story-happened yesterday...false alarm).
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Your nw (i.e., sw) breaks so you ct instead then cr with some nlp and your Q&A is OK.
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squando
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... When you know who Phil Goldstein is....
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Quote:
On 2005-02-07 22:37, MentaThought wrote:

At a friendly card game someone asks you to "shuffle" the cards and you go to great pains to set the record straight, pointing out that you're actually just "mixing" them.



Where did this wacky usage originate? I see it all the time in mentalism books. What's so scary about the word shuffle?
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Arnon
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... you can't go to a Chinese restaurant without having a dummy fortune palmed and ready for a one-ahead demonstration with all of your dinner-mates' fortune cookies.
(Is my idea original?)
Tony Iacoviello
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When every piece of paper is folded into quarters and then torn before it is thrown away.
The Paranormalist
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This is true:

When you are called before the inspector of taxes who questions you on the reason for buying two calculators and try to explain to him with out giving anything away that you need to gimmick one to use in your act and the other one is to be used genuinely for your accounts.

Franklin
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When you are dogged by a bunch of other mentalist.
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