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gabelson Inner circle conscientious observer 2124 Posts 
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You can't remember a three-item shopping list OR your wedding anniversary... but you have no trouble memorizing a 52-card stack, ODDS, MOAB, and six branching anagrams.
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Roth Inner circle The 18 5091 Posts
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You carry your wallet in your pocket.
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gabelson Inner circle conscientious observer 2124 Posts
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You carry six wallets in your pocket. And five of them won't hold cash.
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Tony Iacoviello Eternal Order 13152 Posts
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You wreck a car a week working on the perfect blindfold drive
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gabelson Inner circle conscientious observer 2124 Posts
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You order business cards by the kilo.
People ask you indignantly why you think they "have a strong need to be loved by others". Thanks to you, Vista Print has run out of ink. Back in the 70's, your neighbors called the cops on you. Now, they call an exorcist. Posted: Dec 11, 2006 7:23pm -------------------------------------------- You're filling out the information form at the doctor's office, and you try to peel the clipboard. |
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Roth Inner circle The 18 5091 Posts
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That should have said "You carry your wallet in your front pocket".
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gabelson Inner circle conscientious observer 2124 Posts
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Your buddy asks if you'd like to go fishing, and you reply, "You're not thinking of a red card, are you?"
You can't read a book without looking away. You have more fake fingers than real fingers. Before opening your birthday envelopes, you tell your friends which one contains the money. The hinge on your front door allows it to be opened in two directions. I can't stop!!! |
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Tony Iacoviello Eternal Order 13152 Posts
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We've created a monster!
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Jim-Callahan V.I.P. 5018 Posts
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You learn to think for real.
J ack
“I can make Satan’s devils dance like fine gentlemen across the stage of reality”.
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Jay Are Inner circle 4187 Posts
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On 2006-12-11 19:12, Tony Iacoviello wrote: Wow... Guess I am officially a mentalist! ;)
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Tony Iacoviello Eternal Order 13152 Posts
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That you are my friend.
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J.Dunaway Loyal user 241 Posts
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You have elaborate visions of how you'll use your amazing powers to wow your way out of a Mexican prison some day. Maybe that's just me. DEFINITELY not just you 
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Jay Are Inner circle 4187 Posts
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You spend the last minutes of your fiance's birthday party going "okay guys. I want to show you a new trick I've been working on. Here I have a roll of duct tape and some aluminum foil..."
Just a heads up, this post was written by sherrise as my birthday was yesterday and that's how it ended... With jeff blindfolded and our friends leading him around searching for hidden objects... That's how I knew he'd never be normal again... 
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Tony Iacoviello Eternal Order 13152 Posts
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Sherrise
I hate to break it tou you, but he never was normal. This is in the blood. Just wait until the children come along... |
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gabelson Inner circle conscientious observer 2124 Posts
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Your idea of strenuous exercise is making a pen fall off a glass.
Someone asks you who your favorite Impressionist is, and you answer "John Riggs". Your chapstick doesn't contain chapstick. You believe strongly that people should still have the right to smoke in restaurants... but only because you want to collect their ashes. You can copy your fellow-student's test paper by following his pencil movement. You can hear the name "Banachek" without ONCE thinking of the TV series with George Peppard. |
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Drewmcadam Inner circle Scotland 1238 Posts
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Man, this is one of the best- and funniest - posts I've seen on the Magic Café. Laugh? A wee tear ran down my leg... And all so true. Am I REALLY that pathetic?
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Jay Are Inner circle 4187 Posts
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Yes drew -- it looks like we all are!
;-)
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gabelson Inner circle conscientious observer 2124 Posts
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You get in the "ten items or less" line at the supermarket, and when the clerk scolds you for having 11 items, you claim you were only "off by one".
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Jay Are Inner circle 4187 Posts
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"you pull out a little black wallet with a slip of paper inside that says "I will be off by one"..."
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chichi711 Inner circle 5810 Posts
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On 2006-12-12 00:06, Jeff Richards wrote: Oh man Jeff your poor fiance does not even know what is about to hit her. poor thing. |
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