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Bennettjc Loyal user Brooklyn, NY 257 Posts |
-You get a tingling sensation in your loins when you walk into "Staples" or any other office supply store.
-You start start calling little pieces of paper "billets" and your friends don't know what the hell you are talking about. -All conversations of an intimate nature are preceded by a brief internal rehash of where one stands on the "disclaimer" issue. -More???? |
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kcalB Special user Took me 16 years to make 999 Posts |
The money that you previously spent on props is now spent on clothes.
Your shoes now have leather soles and not plastic. When you go to a party the host hides all the silverware and replaces it with plastic spoons. People actually aproach and want to speak to you AFTER the show. Your whole act is in a briefcase next to you on the front seat of your sports car and not loaded into the back of a mini-van. Finally, You no longer get cramps in your hands but those have been replaced by headaches.
"Klaatu barada nikto"
Former Member of P.E.A. Creator of The Clearly Q&A Board Alumni ECSSI ECSSII ECSSIII ECSSIV ECSSV BizarreHauntingsI |
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cfrye Special user Portland, Oregon, USA 940 Posts |
You ask a potential romantic partner for their phone number, they give it to you, and you pull an envelope out of your pocket while saying "I had a dream about you last night..."
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Captain Haddock New user The Far Side Of the Moon 22 Posts |
Wallets hold a new fascination, the smell of Sharpies evoke a feeling of nostalgia, you know what china marker is and the words 'cold reading' leave you with a warm knowing glow.
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Alexander Marsh Inner circle England 1191 Posts |
You start seeing 'potential' in ordenery stationery.
My stuff: AlexanderMarshMentalism.co.uk
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enriqueenriquez Inner circle New York 1287 Posts |
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On 2005-02-07 13:52, cfrye wrote: I love this one! |
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hemisphere New user Chicago, IL 39 Posts |
Your friends mock you saying things like "Let's go get a drink...a drink that starts with a B...is that right? Beer? Did I get it?"
You have elaborate visions of how you'll use your amazing powers to wow your way out of a Mexican prison some day. Maybe that's just me. |
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Bennettjc Loyal user Brooklyn, NY 257 Posts |
-You are one of the few people in the world who can logically associate the words:
"bull" "dog" "clip" and "Ostin." -You feel less self-conscious when you ask women whom you are attracted to to blindfold you. |
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RickSilmser Special user 869 Posts |
*when you greet a family member or friend and say..."you're fine, how am I"?~
Oh no, wait...thats what 2 Mentalists say when they meet...nevermind. ~Rick~ |
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aawb122pm Loyal user 211 Posts |
The alarm clock goes off at 10.30 am but you don't start work until 9pm !
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Alexander Marsh Inner circle England 1191 Posts |
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On 2005-02-07 17:40, aawb122pm wrote: LOL!!!!!!!! that's classic!
My stuff: AlexanderMarshMentalism.co.uk
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kcalB Special user Took me 16 years to make 999 Posts |
After you walk out of a FedEx location and all the carbons from the shipping forms have mysteriously disappeared.
"Klaatu barada nikto"
Former Member of P.E.A. Creator of The Clearly Q&A Board Alumni ECSSI ECSSII ECSSIII ECSSIV ECSSV BizarreHauntingsI |
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Corriveau Regular user 114 Posts |
Everytime you write a note you do it in double.
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asmayly Loyal user San Antonio, Texas 291 Posts |
- Any psychological tid-bit you hear of, you try and work into an effect
- You find yourself reading peoples' papers and computers for personal info you can cold-read with later |
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Vision Veteran user London 395 Posts |
You use the word spoon instead of fork.
When you burn all the decks of cards in the house in a ritualistic manner, with athame and chanting incantations to banish the evil. You grow a goatee. Everything you do you refer to as the "real work", even the shopping list.
www.awonderfulmind.blogspot.com
check it out for new products. |
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sbays Inner circle Burbank, CA 1065 Posts |
-You knew I would reply to this thread!
"Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."
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MentaThought Special user 615 Posts |
Anytime you ask someone a simple question you ask them to pause before they reply to you so that you can first say, "And now, for the very first time, what is your answer . . . ?"
At a friendly card game someone asks you to "shuffle" the cards and you go to great pains to set the record straight, pointing out that you're actually just "mixing" them. While getting dressed in the morning you hear, from a television turned on in another room, what appears to be an emcee announcing an appearance by Kreskin on a show. Shirtless and shoeless, you rush down the hallway to the room where the television is and realize it's only a commercial for Crisco. You wake up one morning and your wife informs you that you talked in your sleep the entire night. She demands an immediate answer to the question, "Who's Syzygy?" Visitors to your home frequently make comments such as, "Cheesh, you must love clipboards!"
"A good mentalist ... will teach you a miracle because he understands the subtleties ..." -- Banachek
"If this works it'll be BEAUTIFUL!" - The Amazing Kreskin on a stunning effect he performed on his 1970s television series (PS: it worked) |
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Trois Special user Myrtle Beach 594 Posts |
You start wearing a gold necklace with a big medallion, maybe. You start writting notes in your pocket. Sorry , but that is the best I can do. I am enjoying the wit shown on this topic. Very funny, keep it up. I'll try to do better, I predict in the near future.
Not clever enough to come up with something orginal, or did I.
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Juan D Elite user 482 Posts |
Your paper bin gets quickly filled with torn and folded index cards and papers usually containing a single hand written word.
You notice a tendence in taking credit for any coincidence that happens to your close friends. You start collecting envelopes and markers in all sorts of colors, sizes and textures. |
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B&B Magic Regular user 199 Posts |
I just checked my waste paper bin, JuanD, and it is probably 80% C.T. scraps and billets! Good call!
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