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On 2006-12-30 00:38, gabelson wrote: ...Especially if Max hasn't even noticed it's gone missing yet.
Every problem contains the seeds of its own solution. Unfortunately every problem also contains the seeds of an infinite number of non-solutions, so that first part really isn't super helpful.
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Mind_Magic Inner circle The Sunshine State USA 1250 Posts
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… Wife gets angry when you use a PK ring instead of your wedding ring.
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Agent86 Regular user 158 Posts
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When you own 12 clipboards that do different things, 5 peek wallets, and a collection of warped silverware
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rbattle Loyal user 266 Posts
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When someone answers a question with yes or no you show that you knew all along
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polkablues Regular user Seattle, WA 121 Posts
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When every playing card in your house has "OFF BY ONE" written on the back.
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mentalskeptic Regular user Hollywood, CA 148 Posts
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-You start believing your own hype, and walk around feeling more mentally powerful than the average mortal.
-You convince yourself it isn't unethical that a majority of the people in your life actually believe you possess paranormal abilities. -You look down on magicians. -You have ripped Conversations with Mentalists and all of Kenton Knepper's and Rex Sikes's audio as MP3s so you can listen to them on your ipod, over and over and over again. -You actually start buying into NLP. -You shave a widow's peak, and only wear black.
"Few have the courage of their convictions; fewer still, the courage for an attack on their convictions." — Nietzsche
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e-man Special user HILTON HEAD,SC 870 Posts
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When you have Richard Busch on speed dial
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Arnon Inner circle 1320 Posts
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...it seems as though everyone on your favorite forum has Banachek or Richard Busch on speed dial.
Posted: Jan 1, 2007 10:12pm -------------------------------------------- ...you predict your total tax liability before your CPA figures your return. ...you try to cold read your psychiatrist. ...you refuse to have x-rays taken because you want to play Russian Roulette with your dentist's drill. |
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gabelson Inner circle conscientious observer 2124 Posts
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You try and predict who's going to put up the next post on "You Know You're A Mentalist When..."
I predict it's gonna be Gabelson. Posted: Jan 2, 2007 1:04am -------------------------------------------- Ah-Ha!!! |
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Omid Veteran user Israel 332 Posts
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Someone complains to an administrator, your last two posts get merged together, and the complainer's complaining post becomes the next post
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e-man Special user HILTON HEAD,SC 870 Posts
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Gabewritter...That was uncanny!
I know you won't share that little gem...will you $$$
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rbattle Loyal user 266 Posts
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When you tell your wife you forgot and she says, "Yea I know, off by one".
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Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4452 Posts
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...you don't understand a thing Knepper wrote, but you buy him anyway.
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
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Joshua Quinn Inner circle with an outer triangle 2052 Posts
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...the names Christopher Carter, Banachek, and Richard Mark don't immediately make you think of the X Files, George Peppard from the early 70's, and a slightly mispronounced pop singer/producer.
Every problem contains the seeds of its own solution. Unfortunately every problem also contains the seeds of an infinite number of non-solutions, so that first part really isn't super helpful.
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Joshua Quinn Inner circle with an outer triangle 2052 Posts
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..."PS2" is the name of your favorite new book, not your recently-obsolete gaming system.
Every problem contains the seeds of its own solution. Unfortunately every problem also contains the seeds of an infinite number of non-solutions, so that first part really isn't super helpful.
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Arnon Inner circle 1320 Posts
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...when your (magic) act used to be better seen than heard, and NOW your (mentalism) act is better heard than seen --- and so are your audience members.
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Mark Timon Special user 559 Posts
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When you nailwrite what your mother-in-law is saying to your wife regarding the way she wouldn't like to die at all.
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gabelson Inner circle conscientious observer 2124 Posts
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When you nailwrite what your mother-in-law is saying to your wife regarding the way she wouldn't like to die at all. LOL! ...And when your thumbnail is longer than Streisand's. |
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e-man Special user HILTON HEAD,SC 870 Posts
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When someone says, "I'm not going to tell you" and you simply state, "That would be redundant."
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The great Gumbini Inner circle 2846 Posts
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When you are able to Flashback without Double Vision all along keeping your MOAB in line with your Final Flashback and knowing one day you will have an Ultimate Flashback with some Dictionary Book Test!
When that can be said and somewhat understood you are a mentalist my friend! Good magic to all, Eric |
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