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Christopher Taylor V.I.P. British Columbia Canada 2325 Posts 
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When you tell your wife, "I only pretend to read minds."
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Paul Carnazzo Inner circle 1156 Posts
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If any time you're at a store that sells silverware, you have a strong desire to "check it out".
If, when you're with your significant other at a restaurant, he/shes says "Honey, don't do it!" every time you pick up your fork or spoon! If you have a coin wedged between two pages of a book you have just "laying around". |
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Laurent A New user 61 Posts
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When at a Barack Obama you shout: Yes we ACAAN!
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Bennettjc Loyal user Brooklyn, NY 257 Posts
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Marc Spelmann Special user London U.K. 666 Posts
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You own books that don't actually make sense when you read them...
You start to wear black clothes far to often... You start to grow a goatee... You pay way to much interest to envelopes in the stationary office store...
It's not goodbye, just see you later...
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IAIN Eternal Order england 18808 Posts
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...when Rymans give you the horn...
I've asked to be banned
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Eshla Inner circle 1239 Posts
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You know you're a Mentalist when people come to consult you about what the other people are keeping from them, and you need to devise a diabolical way of actually seeing through lies.
You know you're a Mentalist when you feel guilt for holding cards (guilty). You know you're a Mentalist when you find yourself making everyone laugh by predicting with 100% accuracy the contents of your birthday presents and cards. You know you're a Mentalist when you spell 'Mentalist' with a capital 'M', but find that the capitalization isn't so consistent when writing the word 'magician'. You know you're a Mentalist when you are trying to judge which third of the girls in front of you have had an abortion for your cold readings. (Sometimes I cross a line...). You know you're a Mentalist when people do not trust you with anything metal, and the waiters in all the local restaurants keep asking you to bend the forks while the manager is out. Tom xx
I come from the future to culture you poor sods with fire.
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Eshla Inner circle 1239 Posts
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On 2010-08-28 06:40, IAIN wrote: Why would you hang yourself over that? I do not understand? I have not found one female so far to get distressed over this, as I always enter into the revelations gently and slowly. In the end it often becomes quite facinating for all involved.
I come from the future to culture you poor sods with fire.
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Gerry Hennessey Special user 853 Posts
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When you ask the guy from Home Depot to give you a quote for laminate flooring and he writes it on his business card, this you immediately refuse to look at, rather put it upside down in your "special" wallet and continue..."I'm getting an 8. Does that make sense to you?"
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On 2010-08-28 05:40, Marc Spelmann wrote: And you address Peter Nardi as "Godfather" far too often.
"Every discipline effects every other discipline. You can't straighten out the corporation if your closet is a mess" Jim Rohn
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tomterm8 Regular user 163 Posts
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On 2010-08-28 06:14, Eshla wrote: Some things are just evil. Yeah, you're right in terms of crossing a line... playing off the death of a child like this? No. Not for me. |
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Stefmagic Special user 525 Posts
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At a restaurant, when reading the menu, you equivoque on your girlfriend for choosing what to order!
At the grocery store, when waiting in line for paying, you take a coin out of your pocket , concentrate and bend it! |
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wanda&viktor New user France 84 Posts
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You see Magicians as "manuals" and Mentalists as "intellectuals".
You cano't play cards game because if you win peoples think you are a cheater and if you loose you are stupid.
French Mind reading and mentalism act.
Tarot readers. https://www.mentalistes.fr https://visiomentalisme.fr |
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gabelson Inner circle conscientious observer 2124 Posts
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Your friend says he's picking up a hooker... you tell him, "Now pick up another one."
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5731 Posts
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You Know You Are Becoming A Mentalist When....
You've read this far. 
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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tkahng Regular user 102 Posts
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...when you predicted in 2007 nobody will post on this thread until aug 6 2010, but forgot where you put the prediction envenlope.
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MentalistCreationLab Inner circle 1527 Posts
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When you own more chair predictions than the auditorium has chairs.
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prinzsaisai New user Philippines 19 Posts
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..When a friend have asked you if you happen to see a real ghost and you tell them, which one? 1 or 2?
..When you hear the word "thumper" you will not recognize Bambi from a Disney cartoon but instead a sex toy or something that vibrates.
"indocilis privata loqui"
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bevbevvybev Inner circle UK 2627 Posts
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You know you're becoming a mentalist when you find yourself telling everyone you're not really a magician.
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Withnail Special user 976 Posts
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On 2010-10-10 04:52, Pakar Ilusi wrote: ...And not bothered to read the other five previous five pages... ;-)
Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day
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Gerry Hennessey Special user 853 Posts
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On 2010-10-10 03:04, gabelson wrote: "...now push one towards me"
"Every discipline effects every other discipline. You can't straighten out the corporation if your closet is a mess" Jim Rohn
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