Your heart skips a beat whenever you see the word 'psychological' or 'mind' adjacent to or in close proximity to 'power(s)'.

You realise its been three month you haven't been on the Café and when you come on it, you realise you didn't miss anything

You read even more books than when you are a magician

That was the idea. Nothing, eh? Tough room.

I knew I was becoming a Mentalist, when I broke up with my last girlfriend before I met her!!!!!!!!!!

You believe your own hype.

When they invite you back for a repeat performance (at top dollar).

...your wife yells at you for the mushy dummy billets found in the washer from your pants pockets.

...you've sent a $20 paypal transaction to Elliot Bresler

...you contemplate if you are in an environment where it'd be ok to light a billet on fire.

...you are completely immune to static shocks from using the Electric Touch device.

...you still can't believe the simplicity of PK Touches and how it still amazes people.

...your biggest nightmare is breaking a swami while TW'ing your amazing prediction

...they know your name at Staples and Office Depot

When you choose to post in this thread knowing what the next poster will say but keeping it to yourself. lol

This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long while. I played out the whole scenario in my mind. The mentalist produces a small envelope from his inside jacket pocket and hands it over with a wry smile..."off by one!"