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Ian Broadmore Special user 555 Posts |
STOP PRESS D B has announced today he will memorise the ENTIRE content of the internet in his next special, in association with google who have developed a special input he plugs into his cerebral cortex. Should Be amazing. 01/04/2005
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Stephen Long Inner circle 1481 Posts |
Good one. Would make for an excellent special though...
Hello.
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Don McCleod Veteran user Coulsdon 360 Posts |
LOL!!!
Almost had me there. |
Ian Broadmore Special user 555 Posts |
Apparently he has met with Google representatives who are interested in the massive publicity it will generate. DB estimates it will take him a solid 8 hours to memorise the entire content as it is inputted as alpha waves into the cortex with software developed by Microsoft. Its converted to analogue and then DB uses a forms of Mnomics to associate each URL with its content. There is a danger though that being microsoft software it may crash and induce extreme laughter
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bobser Inner circle 4178 Posts |
Yeah, but knowning Derren, this could just be a trick!
Bob Burns is the creator of The Swan.
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Desix New user Arlington, Texas 59 Posts |
Of course it is a trick...sounds like a good one, though
Or did Ian just put up a "timely" post? |
enriqueenriquez Inner circle New York 1287 Posts |
I hope he don’t get a virus...
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scott b. Special user 732 Posts |
I like this except for one thing - new sites go up and down every minute.
But I do like the idea. Has a 'modern' touch to it, Scott
Thanks! Scott B.
"I don't know the key to success . . . but the key to failure is trying to please everybody." - Bill Cosby |
Jonathan Townsend Eternal Order Ossining, NY 27297 Posts |
A "book" test using URLs and/or IP numbers might work out. Can you imagine a forcing address lookup page
...to all the coins I've dropped here
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Don McCleod Veteran user Coulsdon 360 Posts |
Check the date guys, this is a WIND-UP!
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Jonathan Townsend Eternal Order Ossining, NY 27297 Posts |
Got that from Dexix's post above.
...to all the coins I've dropped here
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Greg Owen Special user 623 Posts |
Not quite "I've memorized the internet!", but fun anyway:
http://www.krazydad.com/bondoogle/ Also, with cell phone web browsers now, its not hard to imagine methods for the effect of having memorized the internet. - Greg Owen
Author of The Alpha Stack ebook - the balanced memorized stack
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Ideation New user 63 Posts |
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On 2005-04-01 05:39, Ian Broadmore wrote: Unfortunately (although many Microsoft haters would undoubtedly say "fortunately"!) something along these lines did, in fact occur a few years ago when Bill Gates rolled out a new version of Windows before an audience of hundreds of media people. Lo and behold, Gates typed something into the computer to demonstrate a new Windows feature and the notorious "blue screen of death" immediately appeared. (I have the video clip and it's hilarious!) |
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