Have any of you ever written a silly little rhyme, either to go with your magic, or not? I do it all the time. Here is one I wrote for my daughter when she was 3 years old. (she is five now and still loves it at the appropriate time)

I sneezed a mighty sneeze,
A mighty sneeze I snoze,
and when I sneezed my mighty sneeze,
I loudly blew my nose.

Anybody else got one to share?

Lol, that poem is kinda like a tounge twister man. A pretty good one too. that's pretty funny dude.

Gary

I don't think this one is stupid, but is certainly is silly.

The Octopus - by Ogden Nash

Oh tell me octopus I begs
is those things arms or is they legs?
I marvel at thee octopus.
If I were thou, I'd call me us.

If this isn't exactly accurate I apologize. I wrote it from memory.

Ahhh I love this ..
A magician from Kallamazoo
with nothing better to do
On the fourth of July he said ,, "why should we fry! "
Let IT SNOW .. LET IT SNOW
and it Snew

One thing I love doing as well is looking up in Old Genie ... from like the 50s .. Marie Atoinette Dornfeld, wife of . old time great "Dorny" Dornfeld, wrote magical poems , fun and inspriring
Keet

Here's my favorite silly poem, by the master of them - Shel Silverstein:

I made myself a snowball,
as perfect as could be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet
and let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
and a pillow for its head.
Then last night it ran away
But first - it wet the bed!

The thunder roared!
The lightning flashed!
The tree fell down!
The frog got smashed.

I've heard my dad say that one since I was atleast 3. Ahhhh the memories it brings back.


Scott

Ogden Nash is the greatest!

God in his wisdom made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why.


~michael

There once was a man from Nantuckett...oh wait wrong forum...sorry

Jeff

I had a little chicken and he wouldn't lay an egg
So I poured hot water up and down its leg
The little chicken vried and the little chicken begged
And the little chicken laid a hard boiled egg

Jeff

I heard this on the movie THE LIFE OF DAVID GALE (great movie by the way)

There once was a lesbian from cancun
Who took a young man to her room
They stayed up all night
And had a big fight
About who should do what
And to whom

Caleb

Here's one from my college roommate.

There once was a coach for IU
In losses, he had quite a few
He never had fear
Saying "Wait til next year"
But his saying would never come true

My roommate's a big IU fan, but wishes he could vanish coach Mike David in a thumbtip.

Caleb

He won't fit... tell him to use a Topit.

~michael