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Just wanted to let everyone know that Swami Yomahmi (that's me), will be sharing the stage with the Pickled Punks Completely Mental show (that's Steve Wannall and someone who has the same name as me, wears all my clothes, and lives with my wife) at the Comedy Spot in Arlington, VA on May 21st.

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~Les S. Moore, The Dapper Dipper
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Good for you!
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Stephon...unending smiles with your performance name. Funny stuff.

NY: Swammy Ya Muddah

Australia: Swimmy yih Mimmy

Mass: Swahhmi Your Mother

California: You swam in Miami?
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Doug, those were great. Mind if I use them?

The show went very well. I did have one moment of panic, tho--I blockheaded the arm of one volunteer's glasses, and when I went to pull it out, it wouldn't budge. I thought I was gonna end up in the ER having this poor fellows eyeglasses surgically removed from my head.

Once I realized it was just the bend at the end of the arm causing problems, and adjusted accordingly, the glasses slipped right out.
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Do you put alchohol on those glasses??...just think...well you don't need to think...you KNOW where they've been! eeeyuuuu...ear snarf. Better than Chop Sticks though that leave a splinter on the withdraw....chills and sphincter clinching a given.
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Always lick the arm of the glasses clean after withdrawal!!!!!
And tell the children to do the same when they try it at home.
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Yes. Lick. We have tradition to uphold!
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain

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Better to lick AFTER than before.
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Hey Doug,,,are we talking about the same thing!!!!!!!!
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I actually do the lick earlier in the show after the traditional blockhead.

With the glasses, after I got them out of my nose, I pulled out a bottle of rubbing alcohol (from my case, not my nose--that would be impressive!) and poured some over the arm. After I sanitized his glasses, the guy put his hand out for the bottle, like he wanted to take a drink (as I had done earlier in the show); I asked him, "You want some? It's only water, anyway."
~Les S. Moore, The Dapper Dipper
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Hahaha...I hope to hell we are! Glasses right? Smile
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Oh, Glasses,,,,,,,,and there I was just about to re-order the Viagra!!
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