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Zack Special user 551 Posts |
(Point at someone)
Are those shoes good for walking? Good! Then do me a favor and walk a little closer! |
cstreet_1986 Loyal user 263 Posts |
Or it could be used against a heckler - "good, try walking that way"
Chase |
Danny Hustle Inner circle Boston, MA USA 2393 Posts |
"I'll bet you five bucks I can tell where you got them shoes."
Anybody know the answer? I know Koz does. Best, Dan- "MT is one of the reasons we started this board! I’m so sick of posts being deleted without any reason given, and by unknown people at that." - Steve Brooks Sep 7, 2001 8:38pm ©1999-2014 Daniel Denney all rights reserved. |
Bill Palmer Eternal Order Only Jonathan Townsend has more than 24312 Posts |
I've been to New Orleans. I know.
"The Swatter"
Founder of CODBAMMC My Chickasaw name is "Throws Money at Cups." www.cupsandballsmuseum.com |
Zack Special user 551 Posts |
And another one:
When they won't tell you their name: "Don't worry, I'm not from immigration!" |
Firebert New user 97 Posts |
"you got them shoes on your feet, that's where!"
By the way, all those are good lines.
“Nor is the man enriched, in repeating the old experiments of animal sensation, nor unless through new powers and ascending pleasures, he knows himself by the actual experience of higher good, to be already on the way to the highest."
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Bill Scarlett Veteran user Vermont 366 Posts |
"You got them shoes on Bourbon Street in New Orleans, Louisiana...now pay up"
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kOnO Special user 548 Posts |
As we say in SC
What's Shoe's? kOnO
It is a lot easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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BroDavid Inner circle America’s North Coast, Ohio 3176 Posts |
Yep, "Betcha a dolla Ikin tale wur ya gut them shuus sir....."
I lost that bet the first time I was in N.O. (It was a long time ago, when a dolla was wirt sumthin.) But I knew I was going to lose and just couldn't turn down the chance to admire enterprise at work, and to see a kid smile. And that kid could smile himself into a dollar from just about anyone. He really knew how to work visitors.... He is probably President of some big company by now. Thanks for the reminder of it Danny, $5 now eh? Guess Inflation strikes everywhere BroDavid
If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything.
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TheAmbitiousCard Eternal Order Northern California 13425 Posts |
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On 2005-05-24 23:29, Bill Palmer wrote: I haven't been to New Orleans, and I still know. Might be the only thing I do know about NO
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Bill Palmer Eternal Order Only Jonathan Townsend has more than 24312 Posts |
I know this is gruesome, but it would be an interesting bet. If we could just find someone who had prosthetic feet and take him to New Orleans ....
"The Swatter"
Founder of CODBAMMC My Chickasaw name is "Throws Money at Cups." www.cupsandballsmuseum.com |
Doc Dixon Special user Pennsylvania, USA 655 Posts |
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On 2005-06-19 17:08, Bill Palmer wrote: I have an overwhelming urge to write a novel and have that be the first line. It would have a Stephen King meets Jack Kerouac vibe. The title: "It's Tough To Walk On The Road When You Got No Feet" Here's the ending: The plot twist would be Bill, myself and "Feetless Joe Jackson" would still lose the bet, because the betting busker would pull a pair of bleeding severed feet out of his hat (instead of a melon, of course). Of course, we would travel there with a monkey to make things funnier. DD PS: Must get coffee. |
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