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mr shiney Loyal user 266 Posts |
Hi all ive just got the drawing board and was wondering if anyone has silly rhymes that I can vent with the board?. don't mind funny rude ones that are ok for kids?and anyone were he takes the mikky out of me [im bald if that helps] here is one I would not use cos I feel it is to rude?"i wish I wos a little fish underneath the ice, and all the girls up above, mmm that be nice" any help would be great thanks jason
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
Mary Little Lamb variations are also fun! I have a little collection.....
Mary had a little lamb it's coat was full of fleas and now the stupid twit has foot and mouth disease. When Mary had a little lamb, The doctors were surprised; When Old MacDonald had a farm, The doctors nearly died. Mary had a little lamb, A burgerand some prunes, A slab of steak, a gallon of milk, and then some maccaroons. It made the waiters happy to see her order so And when they carried Mary out, her face was white as snow! Mary had a little lamb, She tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's nose And turned its wool to nylon. Mary had a little watch, She swallowed it one day. And so she took some caster oil To pass the time away. OR these other ones Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall , Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, And his winter wasn't bad either This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none. This little piggy went wee, wee, wee bought some Depends disposable undergarments to solve that problem. |
The Great Smartini Inner circle 2280 Posts |
Not sure how to respond to "...all the girls up above, mmm that be nice" ...this isn't rude it's a quick way to never work with children again!!
check with your local children's librarian about silly poetry and they will lead you to stack of material |
mr shiney Loyal user 266 Posts |
[quote]On 2005-06-23 22:27, The Great Smartini wrote:
Not sure how to respond to "...all the girls up above, mmm that be nice" ...this isn't rude it's a quick way to never work with children again!! off course I would never used this rhyme.but I did see someone do that ryhme with his puppet in a famliy show"have not seen him work since!" I ment rude in words like "smelly, snot, bogies," things like that. thanks for your help and input jason |
The Great Smartini Inner circle 2280 Posts |
Good to know!
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