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Cliff
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At the start of a new year, we often set a goal for what we wish to do (or stop doing) over the next 12 months. Have You and if so, what?



As for myself, I intend to take lessons to learn how to play the Saxophone, and as I can not give up smoking as I don't smoke, I will instead eat more Chocolate. Smile



Have a Happy New Year everybody. Smile



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Cliff
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Dennis Michael
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Lets see: Hmmmmm......



I will give up: Smoking



I will give up: Drinking



I will give up: Sex



I will give up: Cookies and Milk



I will give up: Magic















If you believe the above, do I have a trick for you! Are you interested in owning the Brooklyn Bridge?

Smile

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Smile In that order? Smile



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Mya Smile
There is nothing that remains so constant as change. Don't end up like concrete, all mixed up and permanently set. Smile



He who slings mud will surely lose ground.
Peter Marucci
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Last year I resolved to:

Give up space travel;

Give up eating gravel;

Give up spending $900 a month on telephone sex.

Two out of three ain't bad! Smile



cheers,

Peter Marucci

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Smile Smile Smile



Smile
There is nothing that remains so constant as change. Don't end up like concrete, all mixed up and permanently set. Smile



He who slings mud will surely lose ground.
Andy Leviss
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Well Peter, this year you should definitely give another try to giving up that gravel...it's awful for your intestines! :o)
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Michael Peterson
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My ten resolutions for the new year-



10) Perfect my multiplying bowling ball routine.



9) Perfect my industrial strengh Thread reel for anytime levitations of large objects.



8) Quit posing as a phone sex operator just so I can talk to Peter Marucci for hours at a time (although, I will miss the money).



7) Quit forgetting about small animals that I put into production boxes that I never use.



6) Start dressing & doing my hair like Hans Klok.



5) Keep bugging Vernet to make a life like nose tip.



4) Figure out a way to do Crazy man's handcuffs with 5 foot long rubber bands.



3) Quit confusing my cigar cutter with my finger chopper.



2) Master all the one handed cuts & shuffles with a jumbo deck.



1) Quit spending money I don't have on magic!







Smile Happy new year to all of the great people of The Cafe

Smile





I hope you all achieve your magic dreams and goals in the new year, thank you all for making this the best magic community in the world. Smile



Smile





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Cliff
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Peter,

$900 a month on a sex line!!! Smile

Which one are you with.???

After all, it costs me over $1300 ??? Smile
All the best

Cliff
Dennis Michael
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It's nice to read these posts. What a great sense of humor.
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Stephen Long
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I would love to make a new year's resolution, but I would be breaking the one I made last year.

Last year I resolved not to make one this year.

I have thus established a system.

I only have to make one new year's resolution every other year.

It works for me.

Gonz.

:banana:

(a banana...)



(a dancing one at that...)



(you don't see that every day)
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Peter Marucci
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Andy, I don't know -- with a little horseradish, it ain't all that bad!



Cliff, don't be upset; I get the senior's rate!



Happy New Year everybody! Smile

cheers,

Peter Marucci

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