At the start of a new year, we often set a goal for what we wish to do (or stop doing) over the next 12 months. Have You and if so, what?



As for myself, I intend to take lessons to learn how to play the Saxophone, and as I can not give up smoking as I don't smoke, I will instead eat more Chocolate.



Have a Happy New Year everybody.



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All the best

Cliff

Lets see: Hmmmmm......



I will give up: Smoking



I will give up: Drinking



I will give up: Sex



I will give up: Cookies and Milk



I will give up: Magic















If you believe the above, do I have a trick for you! Are you interested in owning the Brooklyn Bridge?









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Dennis Dowhy (800) 927-6671

www.Magic-Magic.com

[email]DennisDowhy@magic-magic.com[/email]

In that order?







Mya

Last year I resolved to:

Give up space travel;

Give up eating gravel;

Give up spending $900 a month on telephone sex.

Two out of three ain't bad!



cheers,

Peter Marucci

showtimecol@aol.com

Well Peter, this year you should definitely give another try to giving up that gravel...it's awful for your intestines! :o)

My ten resolutions for the new year-



10) Perfect my multiplying bowling ball routine.



9) Perfect my industrial strengh Thread reel for anytime levitations of large objects.



8) Quit posing as a phone sex operator just so I can talk to Peter Marucci for hours at a time (although, I will miss the money).



7) Quit forgetting about small animals that I put into production boxes that I never use.



6) Start dressing & doing my hair like Hans Klok.



5) Keep bugging Vernet to make a life like nose tip.



4) Figure out a way to do Crazy man's handcuffs with 5 foot long rubber bands.



3) Quit confusing my cigar cutter with my finger chopper.



2) Master all the one handed cuts & shuffles with a jumbo deck.



1) Quit spending money I don't have on magic!







Happy new year to all of the great people of The Cafe







I hope you all achieve your magic dreams and goals in the new year, thank you all for making this the best magic community in the world.









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Thanx,

Ichazod





There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.





Ichazod@hotmail.com

Peter,

$900 a month on a sex line!!!

Which one are you with.???

After all, it costs me over $1300 ???

It's nice to read these posts. What a great sense of humor.

I would love to make a new year's resolution, but I would be breaking the one I made last year.

Last year I resolved not to make one this year.

I have thus established a system.

I only have to make one new year's resolution every other year.

It works for me.

Gonz.

:banana:

(a banana...)



(a dancing one at that...)



(you don't see that every day)

Andy, I don't know -- with a little horseradish, it ain't all that bad!



Cliff, don't be upset; I get the senior's rate!



Happy New Year everybody!

cheers,

Peter Marucci

showtimecol@aol.com