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A serious question -
The topic of Derren pushing a nail into his nose has been discussed before, but frankly I can't be bothered to hunt the thread. How long is the nail? The nail he uses must be a length that is impressive, but not dangerous.

I've been using scissors. I've got them four inches into my nose. My relationship with my girlfriend has broken down. I'm not fussed. What length nail, when I get hold of one, should I use?

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You be careful with those scissors, Pasq.
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Pasq,

A nail is impressive enough - you could really do yourself some damage with sissors.

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Scissors? Pah, it's garden shears or nothing!
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On 2005-07-26 05:06, dr chutney wrote:
Scissors? Pah, it's garden shears or nothing!

This stunt seems silly if you don't give some logical excuse
How about this
Forget the nail use scissors (or garden shears)
You say:
'I'm getting a lot of hairs in my nose'
When you withdraw the item you say:
AAAAH That's better
TJ
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Oh forget it! Just forget it!

I didn't ask what instrument I should be using. I want to know what is the best length nail. Smile
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What a change from Rabbit From Hat - Hares From Nose
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For goodness sake ...

Apparently the ideal length is 4 inches. Can anyone tell me if it is possible to do 2 nails in one nostril - or one or more up both nostrils at the same time & whether if there is a maximum length of time to keep them up there?

No puns please, no nonsense, just good hard rocking intercourse. Discourse whatever. Smile

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