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Foucault Elite user New Jersey, USA 424 Posts |
Whit: that last message is being filed away for future reference!
You're not charging us for these lessons, are you? |
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Patrick Differ Inner circle 1540 Posts |
Yay! Drinks are on me, folks!
Will you walk into my parlour? said the Spider to the Fly,
Tis the prettiest little parlour that ever you did spy; The way into my parlour is up a winding stair, And I've a many curious things to show when you are there. Oh no, no, said the little Fly, to ask me is in vain, For who goes up your winding stair -can ne'er come down again. |
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Bananafish Elite user Simon Shaw, Suffolk, England 415 Posts |
Here's a few of the "classic" ones that seem to have been missed...
Did you feel that? No? You aren’t feeling very well are you… Hold out your hand. No, not that one, the clean one Take a look at your card, show it to your friends… What? I’m not your friend? Shuffle the cards…. Don’t mix them up! Shuffle the cards…. Now put them back to how they were Think of a number between one and three… |
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BIlly James Special user 991 Posts |
...and if you'll pop open your watch casing, you'll find your signed card lodged between the 2 center cogs....
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love2laugh Veteran user 374 Posts |
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On 2005-08-11 04:39, Bananafish wrote: LOL!!!!! Those are hilarious!!! |
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saxmangeoff Veteran user Moscow, ID, USA 353 Posts |
Is there a Whit Haydn fan club? If so, I want to join.....
Geoff
"You must practice your material until it becomes boring, then practice it until it becomes beautiful." -- Bill Palmer
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camikesrd Regular user Richmond,Virginia 103 Posts |
Take a card,,,,,now shuffle it.
Show it to all your friends, that shouldn't take long. Good lines if you're Don Rickles But guarenteed to make an audience hostile.....Mike |
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TheAmbitiousCard Eternal Order Northern California 13425 Posts |
This thread is a great source for wonderful lines, eh?
Hi Mike. Do you live in "The Fan"?
www.theambitiouscard.com Hand Crafted Magic
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love2laugh Veteran user 374 Posts |
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camikesrd Regular user Richmond,Virginia 103 Posts |
Hey Frank, I'm surprised when a guy from 3500 miles away ask about a Richmond
neighborhood. No I do not live in the Fan. wish I did. It's like Georgetown.D.C. Quarter to Half a Million Dollar homes. I'm 65. Every left wing group hung there/ In 1960 we were all. me included, were Beatnicks. Back again in 1970. Hippies. I spent a lot of time in the Fan. How do you know it?.......Mike Walsh |
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Magicmaven Inner circle 1235 Posts |
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On 2005-08-04 14:42, gdw wrote: Do you mind if I use that?
rmaxgoodwin.com
https://rmaxgoodwin.com/ |
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TheAmbitiousCard Eternal Order Northern California 13425 Posts |
Mike,
My cousin lives in The Fan. Moved there a few years ago. We were just there 2 weeks or so ago. Went to dinner at some place that is famous for serving salad out of a bathtub. My cousin lives just around the corner from there. Near Monument and ..... I forgot Cheers, Frank
www.theambitiouscard.com Hand Crafted Magic
Trophy Husband, Father of the Year Candidate, Chippendale's Dancer applicant, Unofficial World Record Holder. |
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Jordini Inner circle 2765 Posts |
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On 2005-08-04 13:32, Jeff_Mash wrote: No no no. The quote is... "Watch.....Watch. Watch, watch.....watch, LOOK, watch....watch, look, watch watch look..................look watch............ look............................................. watch........."*flick* |
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docelk Veteran user St. Pete, FL 362 Posts |
Take a card and show it to your friends. Don't show it to me---I'm not your friend.
Life is a test. It is only a test. If this had been a real life, you would have been given further instructions on where to go, and what to do.
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Tielie Special user 749 Posts |
Some of these lines are quite funny I think
Deal cards, not drugs!
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illushade New user China 67 Posts |
Its so cool to see so many familiar words, Lol. I do enjoy some of them.
Magic is my life. My life is magic.
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On 2005-08-04 12:47, love2laugh wrote: "Would you like to see a card trick."
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Jonton Veteran user New York City 336 Posts |
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On 2005-08-11 04:39, Bananafish wrote: The first one is usually finsihed up with "Oh...that WAS the clean one" I'm definately going to use those other two next time I'm out. "Tell me when to stop...here?...You wanna go further?...No?...So you just wanna be friends...okay" -Gregory Wilson ~Jonton
I Came, I Saw, I Conjured
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camikesrd Regular user Richmond,Virginia 103 Posts |
That was a question on Jepoardy once. I sold stuff to restaurants for 27 years
and they were customers of mine. " Strawberry Street Café " If you ever come again and have time let me know we can get together......Mike Walsh |
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Jordini Inner circle 2765 Posts |
"What's your name?"
"Rebecca" "Mhm, and what's that short for?" |
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