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daffydoug
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You may think I'm crazy, but I have real magic power. Honest! I've discovered it and it happens every time. Now don't call the men in the white coats, but ...should I tell it?

OK. You win. Here goes. You see, fellas, I can control the weather. Yup. Sure can. I've discovered that I can make it rain.

See, it's real simple. The secret of my power is simple. I don't know exactly how it works, but somehow it's connected to my car. You see, all I gotta do if I want rain is to simply leave my windows rolled down. Then I walk away and wait. (Or go about my business). Then, sure as the sun rises in the east, if I have a little patience, the clouds will roll in and WHAMMO! Just like magic, it will rain every time. Honest injun. Happens without fail. It must be magic.

I know it's not coincidence, because if I intentionally leave them rolled up, I get sunshine. Roll them down, and rain comes. Roll them up and rain stays away.

Another method I have discovered is to go on an an outdoor outing with my family. It will be clear and sunny the day before and the day after, but precisely on the day of the planned outing, I magically produce a thunderstorm. On those days, the window method has no effect. I figure they must be mutually exclusive. The picnic method obviously carries more magic power.

So now you know.
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I'm sorry to disappoint you but many people can achieve this. It comes about by
believing in, and practising the old Law know as "Sods Law".There is also another Principle which can also be studied and is quite easy to put into practice on a regular basis, that is "Murphys Law". Both these are self working practices and do not need any particular skill, sleight of hand or sleight of mouth.


Howard
Brian Proctor
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Hey Doug,
I think you just need to pay attention to the weather reports. Then you wont have your little problem. Smile

Brian
daffydoug
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Problem? It's not a problem. It's magic!!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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My brother can accomplish this exact same thing just by washing and waxing his car!
daffydoug
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Oh man! and I thought I had the exclusive on it! Well, back to the ol' drawing board.
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Will this be in the lecture notes????
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My mom used to have the power to make it stop raining. When I was a kid, and we were driving in the car in the rain, she'd occasionally snap her fingers to make it stop raining for a few seconds. I was amazed.

Of course, when I grew old enough and tall enough, I could finally see that she was just snapping her fingers before we went under an overpass.
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Daffydoug, I have a similar power with my phone and answering machine. I can wait all day for an important phone call and the minute I step outside to either throw out the garbage or collect mail when I come back there's a message on my machine from the person I've been waiting to talk to.
It goes without fail. I've actually sat in my place a whole day waiting for the call then waited the next day, but the moment I went out to do something for less than five minutes - BAM!- the person called while I was out.
Now if I could only use it in my act.

Greg
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Daffy, what DO you do all day??? What would you do without a computer?
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I got an idea, use the air conditioning and never roll your windows down again.

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On 2005-08-19 21:06, Brian Proctor wrote:
Daffy, what DO you do all day??? What would you do without a computer?


Uh, I'll definitely take the fith on that one...
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There are some incredibly strong demonstrations that utilize the weather and fall under the PK category.

I frequently melt clouds (cloud busting), start or stop rain, summon rainbows/shooting stars and have been working out a method for (it's true) causing UFO's and other objects to appear in the sky.

Its heavy work, but well worth it for the serious.
I demonstrated cloud melting in Swaziland, Africa, for the Zulu people. They were astounded. I have also performed this feat at local Universities and every year challenge our local weather men and women, disrupting their forecasts.

Message me if interested. I plan on releasing a manuscript soon which will detail the inner workings. Get to thinking!
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On 2006-03-22 18:52, TT2 wrote:
There are some incredibly strong demonstrations that utilize the weather and fall under the PK category.

I frequently melt clouds (cloud busting), start or stop rain, summon rainbows/shooting stars and have been working out a method for (it's true) causing UFO's and other objects to appear in the sky.

Its heavy work, but well worth it for the serious.
I demonstrated cloud melting in Swaziland, Africa, for the Zulu people. They were astounded. I have also performed this feat at local Universities and every year challenge our local weather men and women, disrupting their forecasts.

Message me if interested. I plan on releasing a manuscript soon which will detail the inner workings. Get to thinking!


I think Devin Knight was talking about something similar a while back.
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On 2006-03-22 18:52, TT2 wrote:
I frequently melt clouds (cloud busting), start or stop rain, summon rainbows/shooting stars and have been working out a method for (it's true) causing UFO's and other objects to appear in the sky.

Its heavy work, but well worth it for the serious.
I demonstrated cloud melting in Swaziland, Africa, for the Zulu people. They were astounded. I have also performed this feat at local Universities and every year challenge our local weather men and women, disrupting their forecasts.


Interesting. Potentially dangerous but interesting. I'm reminded when as a boy, God put me in charge of the universe for less than one one billionth of a second and I nearly got us all killed. I learned then that many things are just far bigger than I. Smile Boy he sure can have a sense of humor.

I'll never forget an old fellow who lived near the grandparent's house. On a couple of occasions I found him waving his arms at the sky. He explained he was directing the clouds claiming to move them at will. This of course he did while smoking a big ole' fat joint.

It's true. What he was smoking, not the clouds moving.
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Foolish Mortals!!!!!!!

My magical power tops you all! Weather control...bah! I can control minds and force perspective clients to host their events on the dates I want them to! I shouldn't be sharing these dark secrets with you but I've feeling generous so here goes....

Try this...... confirm a booking date during a slow month and then sit back and watch how many clients call to book you for that very same date that you are all ready booked for!!!! They will ALL want that same date and NEVER ask about any of the open dates you have. Their event could have been on any of the other 29 days in the month but its always on the exact same day as your booked day!

No kidding....you to can have this power too...just give it a try!

Best,

Tim
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On 2005-08-14 08:35, TheRock wrote:
My brother can accomplish this exact same thing just by washing and waxing his car!


I had a neighbor who tried to paint his boat for a week and a half with the same results!
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away."
"Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind.
Ain't life unkind?"
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Hey same thing happens to me when I put the laundry out!
Michael Baker
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On 2006-03-22 19:36, Timothy Drake wrote:
Foolish Mortals!!!!!!!

Try this...... confirm a booking date during a slow month and then sit back and watch how many clients call to book you for that very same date that you are all ready booked for!!!! They will ALL want that same date and NEVER ask about any of the open dates you have. Their event could have been on any of the other 29 days in the month but its always on the exact same day as your booked day!



You got that right...

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Just a quick note . . . I always ask "permission" before I do anything with the weather.

I'm a skeptic myself but DO believe this is in order.
I melt clouds, on a regular basis and have taught others. It works.

There are MANY elements to it, what a miracle!
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