You never know where you will find and interesting prop.

For a week I stared at these HUGE ZIPPO LIGHTERS behind the express line at my local

grocery store. Finally I bought one.

Lines that came quickly were....

(While opening and then holding the lighter high above my head) Great Concert!

(With Equally Large Cigarrette) I'm down to just one.

Anyone think of actions, and line to add to my collection?

I work with students, motivational programs for kids and adults, and "straight entertainment gigs".

Thanks in advance.

Harris Deutsch
Laughologist

Don't get to Burned up Doing this one you'll have a Hot Time with it. Don,

Got marshmellows?

Got marshmellows?

I swapped my uncle's zippo for this one and he thought his hand had shrunk.

Hold up that and a regular zippo and ask 'which is lighter?' (The small one is a little lighter).

3 more to collect and I'll have all the Marx Brothers.

I bought this in Texas.

I had a full head of hair until I lit my pipe with this.

Here's the reason they're going to start drilling in Alaska.

George

I've got the perfect cure to stop you smoking at night - buy a waterbed (pause) and fill it with Petrol!

I went to a dewish hypntoist recently - he hypnotises you and then steals all your cigareetes?

How do you make a Cigarette Lighter? (Pause) Vut about Half an inch off the end of it!

I'm so unlucky I bought a suit with two pairs of trouseres and burnt a hole in the jacket!

This lighter is not big (pause) its just that I've got very small hands!

I got this lighter for when I'm driving (pause) if the car runs out of feul at least I've got enough here (show lighter) to get home!

Thanks for all the wonderful responses and food for thought.

Harris

For the how do you make a cigarette lighter it should be. you take out the tobacco.

Why Donster? It's still the same joke. Tie it to a helium balloon or take it to the moon if you want.

Somebody told me this one:

spin the wheel and get plenty of sparks but no flame . .

"The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak"

(groan)

PS I have one of these big Zippo's, too, so I'm also collecting lines and gags.

After a great response I opened the lighter high over my head and said...

"I feel like a Rock Star".....

For the right audience this has turned out to be a great $10 investment.


Be safe, well and creative...


Harris