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NJJ
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Can anyone direct me to a universal horoscope?

I.e. a horoscope which gets a high accuracy rate regardless of who it is done on even though it seems quite specific.
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I'd be surprised to find any horoscopes that are "quite specific". Since every horoscope that covers all signs is potentially applicable to every person on the planet, by design they must be vague.

A test: tell someone you will read their horoscope (from the person's favorite astrologist). Instead of reading the entry for their sign, read the wrong sign. Then ask how accurate it is (perhaps you'll have to wait a day or two to see how the prediction panned out).
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"The stars are in a unique alignment for you today. While normally an outgoing individual, your stars are showing me that recently you have been a little more withdrawn, all most over worked. I do feel that this is partially do to a work ethic inside of you, that makes you give 120% of yourself in everything you do, sometimes even if it means sacrificing some of yourself. Whether that's health or more accuractely I have a feeling of lack of sleep. Especially this month in relationships. Watch out for a sapping and a seeming necessity for you to be the strong giving responsible one."

I could continue, but that would cost $15 a reading...
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You have a positive outlook on life, are full of enterprise, energy, versatility, adventurousness and eagerness to extend experience beyond the physically familiar. You are honorable, honest, trustworthy, truthful, generous and sincere, with a passion for justice. You are usually on the side of the underdog in society they will fight for any cause you believe to be just, and are prepared to be rebellious. You balance loyalty with independence. You love music but have not explored that love as far as you might. You have probably learnt an instrument at one point but let it lapse.

Health - You have had back problems in the past or will have them soon. Look after your spine!

Love - You have had some heartbreak in the past but you have not let it destroy your ability to trust and be in a loving relationship.

Career - Your acheivements are due to your hardwork and you believe you could acheive more if given the opportunities.
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GREAT stuff fellas...very broad in your words...covers a lot of ground safely, securely, and efficiently...
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Nicholas, why did you ask the question if you seemed to have the answer?

Take a look at "The Fortune Teller" on my website. Can't go wrong there.
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Alexandre - I wrote that little piece from my scratch with a bit of input from real horoscopes.. I have no idea what its accuracy rate would be. I asked to get a variety of opinions on writing these types of readings. Thanks for the link
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Well, you see how easy that was ... sounded good.
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Check out James Randi's book Flim Flam. There's a "universal" type horoscope that is quite nice.

Hope this helps,
Christopher
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On 2005-09-06 03:06, Nicholas J. Johnson wrote:

Health - You have had back problems in the past or will have them soon. Look after your spine!



I think saying "in the past" is fine, but suggesting "will have them soon" is really not a good idea.

People take this VERY seriously. I remember when I was learning palm readings. I would go to a Café and do free readings for the waitresses. One girl said she was going to die young because a palm reader told her she had a short life line.

I told her that was nonsense, that it's not the length of the line but the thickness and depth. I also noticed she had a "sister" life line and that she would live a long healthy life. She was so relieved. I thought it was sad someone would tell a person something so negative.

We are what we believe we are,
Sincerly,
James Linn
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NJJ
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There is only one way to test it....

How accurate would you say the above Horoscope is for YOU?

For me, all but the back problems! So maybe 90% right
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On 2005-09-06 03:06, Nicholas J. Johnson wrote:
You have a positive outlook on life, are full of enterprise, energy, versatility, adventurousness and eagerness to extend experience beyond the physically familiar. You are honorable, honest, trustworthy, truthful, generous and sincere, with a passion for justice. You are usually on the side of the underdog in society they will fight for any cause you believe to be just, and are prepared to be rebellious. You balance loyalty with independence. You love music but have not explored that love as far as you might. You have probably learnt an instrument at one point but let it lapse.

Health - You have had back problems in the past or will have them soon. Look after your spine!

Love - You have had some heartbreak in the past but you have not let it destroy your ability to trust and be in a loving relationship.

Career - Your acheivements are due to your hardwork and you believe you could acheive more if given the opportunities.



It's mostly correct for me. I still play my instrument though....
NJJ
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James - Good points! I will adjust accordingly.
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