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Gede Nibo Inner circle 2447 Posts |
...your rosary beads are dirty and rusty...
...theres faint blood stains on your Catholic statues... ...you love the prospect of living in India just so you can openly sit on dead bodies and chant mantras whilst drinking from a skull cup... (its true, you really can) ...your bumper sticker reads, "My other car is a hearse.." ...you see a woman with a pentagram pendant and ask for her number... ...you know that the end of the world is just another day in Hell... ...you spend most of your time trying to convince youre partner that they should be cremated... |
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Lee Darrow V.I.P. Chicago, IL USA 3588 Posts |
You trim your nails with a chainsaw
Your letter opener is a double edged, black-handled knife with a pentagram on it (true) When you come down the street, your neighbors whisper, "Something Wiccan, this way comes!" (true) You have actually hooked up a bowl of lime Jell-O to an EEG machine ... and gotten a reading! (true) You have a bumper sticker that reads: "My Other Car is a Broom!" (true) You have work a Deadly Ninja Throwing Pentagram at one time or another (true) You have more kinds of incenses than a professional chef has spices - and they fill an entire kitchen cupboard (true) All of your bathrobes are black - and have hoods and whenever you see a sign that says "Entrance" you have to think twice about what to do - and to whom. Lee Darrow, C.H.
http://www.leedarrow.com
<BR>"Because NICE Matters!" |
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Gede Nibo Inner circle 2447 Posts |
YES!!!!! I was waiting for the Guru of this thread to appear!!! thought you don't like us anymore..you NEVER post!!!!
hahahahahaha!!! good stuff fellas... |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
You were once told by a religious nut that you are going to Hell for your magic -- and you were delighted by the compliment. (true)
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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pkg Inner circle The City of Ithobaal I son of Hiram I 1356 Posts |
...you keep on brainstorming so you can come up with an idea to keep this thread going...
Double posters should be shot!
No really!! |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
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On 2005-10-11 15:47, pkg wrote: LOL! Yeah, and it becomes an obsession! Or maybe its a possession.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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ptbeast Special user Oregon 831 Posts |
... You tell one little story to the actors in your haunt and they refuse to work in there alone ever again. *sigh*
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Mystician Inner circle Wallachia 3485 Posts |
You might be a Bizarrist if
You publish a condensed collection of "short" routines and patter, and it still outnumbers the pages in War and Peace.
Just hanging out with the rest of my fellow dregs.
http:// www . phrets . com Visit http://www.bizarremagic.net |
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Lord of Illusion Veteran user Has his enemies stuck on 310 Posts |
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Hippity Hop Cthulhu! LMAO! That's just fantastic!
Edward Wolfgang Poe,
The Necromancer of the South |
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Lord of Illusion Veteran user Has his enemies stuck on 310 Posts |
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On 2005-10-10 11:02, Francesco Montuori wrote: Gotta do that. Went to the Applebee's and their guy just SUCKS! Quote:
On 2005-10-10 13:03, Mystician wrote: No. It's not just you.... ******* The main one for me... Your friends come over to your house and comment on how you're the only person they know who can get an Egyptian sarcophagus...and it's normal. (true)
Edward Wolfgang Poe,
The Necromancer of the South |
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Lord of Illusion Veteran user Has his enemies stuck on 310 Posts |
...if you go to a "haunted house" at Halloween ...for ideas
...and if after that you think "Well, I can do better than that." ...and if while you're in there, people think you're an exhibit.
Edward Wolfgang Poe,
The Necromancer of the South |
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pkg Inner circle The City of Ithobaal I son of Hiram I 1356 Posts |
You never ask for salt, all you have to is open ur hand and the salt shaker will slide to your hand (done that in a restaurant...killer!!)
Double posters should be shot!
No really!! |
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ptbeast Special user Oregon 831 Posts |
... Your wife complains about the disembodied heads in the garage.
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Clifford the Red Inner circle LA, California 1941 Posts |
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On 2005-10-11 12:24, Mystician wrote: I am just dying you guys! We are truly kindred souls! The Latin Google thing had me laughing! And the whiteout contacts...oh you'll regret all those discussions about how to kill the undead with your wife! Heheheheh Potassium Permaganate...hehehehe You've carved out your only copy of the Bible to make it a flaming book prop..."Reminds me of certain debts I have pending" I managed to do some auditing for a cemetary once. I'm sure my co-workers were apalled, but I was in heaven. Just thought of more... You have an eye out for a real copy of the Roman Ritual for Exorcism, because authenticity is important. If people knew what you buy on eBay, there would be an investigation. You don't open the boxes you receive at your mail center, because there would be an investigation. (especially the stuff from Higley!) Halloween is that rare time of year where you seem normal. You own issue 666 of Genii Magazine. You have "Miskatonic University Alumni" license plate holders. (true! It is funny the questions I get about them! "Is that in the midwest?" )
"The universe is full of magical things, waiting for our wits to grow sharper." Eden Philpotts
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pkg Inner circle The City of Ithobaal I son of Hiram I 1356 Posts |
- you never use a lighter to light your cigarette, it always lights up by itself. (MUWAHAHAHAHAHHA...)
Double posters should be shot!
No really!! |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
Although you won't admit it out loud, you find yourself BELIEVING parts of your routine.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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Mystician Inner circle Wallachia 3485 Posts |
Clifford the Red wrote
" Halloween is that rare time of year where you seem normal. " Bingo ! Closer to normal, anyway
Just hanging out with the rest of my fellow dregs.
http:// www . phrets . com Visit http://www.bizarremagic.net |
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paisa23 Inner circle 7293 Posts |
Mystician ,erase some of your PM's trying to send you some.
June 22 2012 9:02 AM baby Usnavi was born!
http://twitter.com/paisa233 http://www.facebook.com/people/Wilder-J-Rua/505202382 http://www.myspace.com/wildrua |
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pkg Inner circle The City of Ithobaal I son of Hiram I 1356 Posts |
When you fall in love you see butterflies too....but usually they burst in flames and turn into bats...
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Autumn Morning Star Grammar Hostess Today, I corrected grammar in 1378 Posts |
You stop along the highway because roadkill means something new for your show.
You think of the magic possibilities when you look at chicken bones. Cow skulls take on a whole new meaning. You tell your husband to stop bugging you while you rehearse or the spirits of your ancestors will rip out his heart.
Wonder is very necessary in life. When we're little kids, we're filled with wonder for the world - it's fascinating and miraculous. A lot of people lose that. They become cynical and jaded, especially in modern day society. Magic renews that wonder.
Doug Henning |
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