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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
I'm doing an Adam and Eve party and sold the client on these three themed routines that I have done before
1) Snake Basket 2) Seven Deadly Sins Card Trick 3) Bill to Apple They requested a few "fig leaf" jokes/routines.... 20th century fig leafs? |
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Eric Buss Regular user 183 Posts |
"Adam and Eve" as in religion, or "Adam and Eve" as in the adult toy company? The latter sounds fun.
-Produce a plate of ribs... -Pull the apple from the garden of eatin' -It's your Adam's apple -Can you do an illusion where an ape magically transforms into Adam? |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
Religion!
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Skip Way Inner circle 3771 Posts |
Why a fig leaf? If I was in a garden with a doll like Eve, I'd be looking for an Elephant's Ear leaf...What can ya hide behind a fig leaf?
I walked into a costume shop once and said 'I'm going to a costume party as Adam and I need a fig leaf.' The girl brings out a fig leaf. I said, 'Not big enough.' She brings out a bigger one. I said, 'Nope. Still not big enough.' She brings out a huge fig leaf. I had to say, 'Still not big enough.' She says, 'Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?' When my son was smaller, he had opened our large old family Bible and was looking at the ancient pages. He was still in Genesis when a very large old tree leaf that had been pressed between the pages of the Bible fell out. He picked it up and shouted, "Dad, look! I think I found Adam's underwear!" Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created 10. Adam would never ask for directions. 9. One day Adam would need help finding the remote. 8. Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him. 7. Adam needed someone to make his doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointments for him. 6. Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb. 5. Men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of childbearing. 4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools. 3. Adam would need someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden. 2. As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone! And the #1 reason why God created Eve... 1. When God finished the creation of Adam, She stepped back, scratched Her head, and said, "I can do better than that!" Here's to Eve, Mother of our race, Who wore a fig leaf in the right place. And to Adam, Father of us all, Who was Johnny-on-the-spot when the leaves began to fall! :o) Skip
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Eric Buss Regular user 183 Posts |
Seriously, I am sorry for my ignorance, but what is an "Adam and Eve" party... I have never heard of this...
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Skip Way Inner circle 3771 Posts |
Disclaimer - I'm sure you've noticed, but, the fig leaf jokes I posted are not original to me. They're all Googled Internet offerings that I personalized in true comedy form. Enjoy!
Skip
How you leave others feeling after an Experience with you becomes your Trademark.
Magic Youth Raleigh - RaleighMagicClub.org |
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nucinud Inner circle New York, New York 1298 Posts |
I can only guess it is an Australian thing, this Adam and Eve Party.
"We are what we pretend to be" Kurt Vonnegut, jr.
Now U C It Now U Don't Harry Mandel www.mandelmagic.com |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
Its a regular corporate dinner but with an adam and eve/garden of eden theme.
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mrmystic Regular user Chicago 200 Posts |
Adam says to God, "I need a woman who will love me unconditionally do whatever I ask her to do and treat me with respect."
God said, "All right, I'll need your right arm, your left foot and your right testical." Adam thought about it for a minute and said, "Oh, well, what can I get for a rib?" If Adam was the perfect man, and Eve was a beautiful woman, where did all the ugly people come from? |
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nathanallen Special user Des Moines, Iowa, USA 522 Posts |
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On 2005-10-27 10:09, Skip Way wrote: I could hide behind a fig leaf. Sincerely, White Boy Nathan
Nathan Allen, The Maniac of Magic
www.maniacofmagic.com To buy a prop is nothing. To write a good routine is something. To really entertain an audience is everything. |
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God-glorified Special user 697 Posts |
Quote: On 2005-10-27 10:09, Skip Way wrote:
Ephes. 2:8-9
For by GRACE are ye saved through faith; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the gift of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast. |
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Harry the Clown Regular user 148 Posts |
Hey God-glorified what fruit tree did you fall from?
I think you have bumped your head! That answer is not helpful here! |
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kOnO Special user 548 Posts |
Last night I was talking to God and I said, “God what is a million years to you?” and God replied, my son to me a million years is but a second.”
Then I asked God, “God what is a million dollars to you?” and God replied, “My son a million dollars is but a penny to me.” So I asked God, “God could I borrow a penny”, and God said “Yes, in a second.” kOnO
It is a lot easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
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God-glorified Special user 697 Posts |
Harry the clown, I was merely giving another Adam and Eve joke. I thought that's what this was about
Ephes. 2:8-9
For by GRACE are ye saved through faith; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the gift of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast. |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
I think Harry the Clown was referring to the lack of a joke there. All I see is a series of quotes. Did I miss something?
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Harry the Clown Regular user 148 Posts |
I saw Duanw Liflin do a cool little routine and I could say you could say you could base it around your theme.
You use 2 socks, a devils hanky and a pear. You could say," What did Adam do in the garden during the day? He made a sock. What did Eve do in the garden? She also made a sock. (you then put the 2 socks in the devils hanky) You then the crowd, "do you know what that made? You open up out the hanky and say, "It makes a pear. (And stuck to the hanky is a pear.) It's a funny opener and a quick little joke! |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
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On 2005-11-15 06:10, Harry the Clown wrote: God Glorified put his joke within the quotes by accident. First time I read it I went straight through to the signature and thought we were being accused of blasphemy. However, on closer inspection I realised it was a typo. I made up a set of Fig leaf 20th century underpants. I'll bring up a man and ask him if he wants to be adam or ever. tie the two fig stalks together and put them in the front of his pants. A silk is vanish but fails to reappear with underpants appearing between the two fig leafs. I open a nearby basket and a snake leaps out with the silk in his mouth. |
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God-glorified Special user 697 Posts |
HAHA sry nick I by no means am calling ANY of you blasphemers. I apologize for the typo. The joke is rather humorous though if the others still want to look at it. Also one of the lines goes well right after the list Skp suggested.
Sorry about the mix up (and the false accusation
Ephes. 2:8-9
For by GRACE are ye saved through faith; and that NOT OF YOURSELVES: it is the gift of God: NOT OF WORKS, lest any man should boast. |
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Dannydoyle Eternal Order 21219 Posts |
Is the party themed to old God and Adam and Eve jokes? That is all that has been posted here.
Danny Doyle
<BR>Semper Occultus <BR>In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act....George Orwell |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
Danny - I'd love to hear your suggestions if you have any.
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