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FacadeTheStiltBoy
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On 2005-12-14 01:13, Steve V wrote:
If you are so desperate for some sense of fame take a hint from Steve O and just get a nail gun and go at it. You'll get fame.
Steve V


yeah just watch your junk though. (watch the Early Years video, for some scary yet oddly amusing considering who he is footage when steveO was at RBBB Clown College)
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On 2005-12-14 02:26, Scott Xavier wrote:
... I guess I am looking more for national recognition now. It is the heart of show business!


Good f-in' luck my friend. Being the ONLY person in the world to have towed FULL sized automobiles by nipple piercings (isn't that newsworthy?), I have been waiting for national recognition for the past 6 years. I am currently in the phase of NOT holding my breath. It's a shame when true talent and/or having a special gift or ability get you naught while the Justins Britneys and Kellys get all the hype. Let's see how much talent any of those hacks have without a gaggle of songwriters producers and REAL musicians there to back them up. Sorry, I am a bit bitter, especially when it comes to national recognition lately. Maybe if I had an angle to work, like being a grand master of karate. No, no. Hey, I am from Philly.. myabe the local tattoo conventions and news magazines would pick me up. No, no... that's not in the cards for me. Hey, I got it! Maybe I should just give up and forget about show business! That sounds good. Look at it this way, if I am quit, then I won't be continually let down all the time by getting underpaid and passed by the media. Oh yeah! I just LOOOOOVE getting $50 for doing a 1/2 hour show and no publicity. Hey, while we're at it, I'd also like to get screwed over by former associates when it comes to getting a gig. Why the h3ll am I in this cr@p anyway?

Bitterly yours,
TGN
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Hey Nipos!

Did you ever consider towing an ATV?

I know several folks who've towed trucks with back piercings. It should be a do-able thing.
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Steve V
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Now I have this image of Britney with pierced nipples in the back of a full size auto.
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Brittany got more publicity when her grungy feet stunk up the airplane...the more skank she becomes the more publicity...(but less record sales...hmmmm)

Nips...get a Brittany boob job and then haul them junkers. Smile
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Dang it, Doug is a showman!
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Why not charity towing? Help the cops tow parking violators to the impound lot. If they were parked in front of the ambulance entrance at the Children's Hospital you would be the next Mother Theresa! The heck with the National Press, let's try to make the Weekly World News without asking them to fake the story!

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I work for free at Childrens Memorial Hospital on occasion, I get page 49 if I'm lucky! And I usually have to beg for that exposure.

Maybe the worlds just not ready for nipple towing? On a side note, my truck doesn't have 4 wheel drive and it often gets stuck, if it does, can you hook me up with a tow?
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I guess the point has been lost here. My intention was to help a kindred entertainer. I have 22 great and grand kids. My wife and I are probably going to do it ourselves. I already am exhibited in the local bookstore, will apppear in the local newspaper, and have had a minor memorial erected in my name... This town has been very good to us. Now that we have been told by our contemporaries on the Café it can't be done I guess it is time to do another show!
Just a couple of weeks ago a fire walker made the local paper above the fold on page one. Most of my 70 years I was doing 14 shows a day a day as a pro before many of your parents were born! I have had more fun and a good life by overlooking the "Negators"
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Slim, you miss our point. We're the posters of the Café, it's our duty to be kross and bidder!

I'm with yah sir! I'll be doing it, I just don't feel a need to post ideas here so that every magician on the planet can evaluate them! I'm just needing a publicist as that's the only way to get page 1 in Chicago!
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Do I remember Sir, that you were the one who originally asked for help? Shame on you!
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"The people who were dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music"
Scott Xavier
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LOL, yes I was and I have gotten it. Thank you. Now can we get back to whats important?
Steve V
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I think Slim is a genius.... I'd do the stunt at the ATV thing.
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On 2005-12-14 11:53, Harley Newman wrote:
Hey Nipos!

Did you ever consider towing an ATV?

I know several folks who've towed trucks with back piercings. It should be a do-able thing.


ATV? I could LIFT one if I wanted to. I've towed 8 different vehicles on 10 separate occasions, each one weighing no less than 1,500 lbs. The heaviest tow was over 2,500 lbs. It is more than do-able. It's been-there-done-thatable. Unfortunately it's also not newsworthy-able.

Still bitter,
TMFGN

I got some time, anyone want to hire me? I'll work for $10... that seems to be fair considering what venues have been paying lately.
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Scott Xavier
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"I got some time, anyone want to hire me? I'll work for $10... that seems to be fair considering what venues have been paying lately."

Yikes! We should all get together and take over the market one day. Circus of the stars!
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I hear that Nipp. I have nothing planned for upcoming bookings. (not even my regular nightclub customers either)

Last time I got media exposure (aside from the new issue of Road King Magazine with the SSAI) was for this hurricane Katrina benifit party where durring a 45 second story, I had about 30 of those seconds doing interviews and some stunt footage)

Everybody just goes ape over this guy known as "The Pancake Man" some guy that all he does is flip pancakes to people for event pancake feeds. I can't flippin believe this, he risks a sprain, and I risk my life (and you know that the pancake guy gets more money than me)...... (grumble grumble grumble)
Steve V
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Hey Nip, my man Scott can pierce anything on his body, you choose, and can drag 10 cars...tell 'em Scott, step up.
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LADIES AND GENTLEMAN...BOYS AND GIRLS...
GATHER AROUND AS THE GREAT DIABETICO CONSUMES SEVERAL LARGE CHOCOLATE BARS AND WASHES IT DOWN WITH A 2 LITER BOTTLE OF COKE.
Steve V
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Chocolate with soda? That is sick....
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Scott Xavier
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LOL, Toomuch you're just TOO much! Haven't laughed so much in a while. The coke just squirted out of my nose.
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