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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
Let's see now.....
One day, David was practicing his magic. He noticed something wrong with his top hat. "Where's that stupid rabbit gone to this time?" So he checked around. "No... it's not in here! Dangnammit!" "Maybe it's behind this cloth? Nope." In the meantime, the rabbit was in the other top hat David had but forgot about! But David finally saw it and really got mad! "You stupid rabbit, that'll teach you stay in the right top hat next time!", said David as he performs the "Swordbasket" on the rabbit without the gaff! The End.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
"Hey, you in the cucumber suit! Keep in time with everyone else why don't you!" Smiley goes storming into the manager's office. "Ey, Harold! I told ya' a million times.... don't book them amateurs!" "Them amateurs are dirt cheap my friend!" "And STOOPID! Me and my uncles could do a better job than those fruit loops you call dancers!" "Huh! Then call 'em why don't you?" "Maybe I will..." Some time later... "Okay, guys... A one, a two, a one two, three, four!" "Go smilies, go smilies go! Go smilies, go smilies go! Go! Go! Go! Go!" The End.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
A quickie...
C'mon everybody! Let's do the "Stickman" now...! "Rock on, dude and dudettes!" The End.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
Commercial Break....
"Pepsi, the choice of a new generation of Magicians! Yeah.....!" The End.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
My impression of David Copperfield IF he didn't take up Magic.
*drumroll* "David and Davino" "Thank you, thank you..." "I've never felt so much Love... in one room before!" The End.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Kathryn Novak Special user PA 574 Posts |
One day, a young girl was walking down the street when she came across a hobo wielding a deck of cards . He turned to her and said, "Ummm, hey, you want to see a magic trick?"
The girl thought there could be no harm in it, so she allowed him to find her card while lost in the deck. The girl thought for a minute, then said, "Hey, I think I've seen you before. David Blaine, right?"
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Peter Marucci Inner circle 5389 Posts |
Holey smoke! Look at that magic rabbit! Fangs for watching! signed, The Rabbit |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
Escapology 101
How NOT to free yourself from handcuffs. By chopping your hands off.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
"Look, look. Watch, watch..." "They call that the Twisting Head Illusion!"
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
"And for my final trick of the evening, I'm going to turn into a bat and and fly off into the night!" :giggles: "Yeah right! You sure crack us up, Lestat!" :bat: :wow: :huh:
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Steve Brooks Founder / Manager Northern California - United States 3780 Posts |
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Michael Peterson Inner circle is where I'm trapped, because of my 4071 Posts |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
Nice one Steve and Ichazod, like part 1 and part 2!
"Eh, you cadet! Stop waving at them people and do your jumping jacks!"
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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"If you know what I'm sayin'...!"
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Brian Proctor Inner circle Somewhere 2323 Posts |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
Eat....
Drink.... And be merry..... Life's too short to waste!
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
Not to be outdone by David Blaine, Elmo the Clown is attempting to create his own endurance stunt record!
Elmo will attempt to balance himself on a beach ball for three days without food (just water), all the while in COSTUME! "Elmo! Elmo! Elmo!" Let's see if he can do it...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
Elmo the Clown is still going strong in his endurance challenge..... Can he make it for three days on that beach ball? Only time will tell...
"Elmo! Elmo! Elmo! Elmo!"
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
Why kids should never go to a magician's house trick or treatin'.
"Trick or treat, Mr. Blaine?" "You want a trick? Look, look. Watch, watch."
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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ChrisZampese Veteran user Hamilton, NZ 341 Posts |
When good tricks go bad...
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science. Whoever does not know it and can no longer wonder, no longer marvel, is as good as dead, and his eyes are
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