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Mario Morris
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Ten things that may shock a busker!

1= A baby, (Slight of crap)
2= A wife that does not want to travel,
3= In-laws,
4= Settling down,
5= Getting older,
6= The Tax man,
7= Being ordinary,
8= The Magic Café,
9= Following the Crowd,
10= Restricted Freedom,

Mario
PS please add to the list.
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11. An Ex wife that make Attila The Hun look friendly
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Break dancers on the right of you and a bucket drummer on the other side.
Oh, my friend we're older but no wiser, for in our hearts the dreams are still the same...
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How about Hari Krishnas, no lie. Right here at the Plaza in Kansas City.
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A £50 note in the hat!
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It's a shock to watch your crowd disolve midsentence
Michael Baker
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Marching drum corps and drum circles.

Drawing a crowd of mostly homeless people.

Crowds that vaporize in very hot weather.

Thinking you did a crappy show and still making money.
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A woman groping you while mid straight jacket.... I love my job.
A man groping you while mid straight jacket.... I hate my job.

Either way, shocking.
I am truly blessed to have a job where people are laughing all the time and everyone believes in magic....Come to think of it, I'm blessed to even have a job.
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Three punk kids crowding your table after you finish a show, saying they want to show me a trick then after you chase them off, you realize they stole your money.
Oh, my friend we're older but no wiser, for in our hearts the dreams are still the same...
Mario Morris
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When you say punk do you mean tenagers or acutal punks?
Mario
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On 2006-02-01 07:42, Mario Morris wrote:
When you say punk do you mean tenagers or acutal punks?
Mario

Is there a true difference outside of appearance?
Mario Morris
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I was woundering if you were talking sideshow slang!
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A kid squirting you with a water gun. It happened to me at a block party.
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Thunderstorm mid show with a big crowd watching!!!!!
Mario Morris
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You got that right wash outs there bad news.
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Having the Mounted cops chase three guys through your pitch.

Having the mounted cop's horse decide that he likes the glitter on your vest and keeps sidling closer and closer... (actually had that happen)

Having a Gay Pride Parade break up one street over from your pitch and come wandering through as you start the 100' Challenge Rope Escape

Having the K-9 unit decide that you needed to be "checked for explosives" in the middle of your show. (happened to the act before me at a Ren Faire)

Having Gazzo waiting to go on after you.

Having to go on after Gazzo!

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Lee,
If I had to go after Gazzo, I might as well go home. How can you compete with that??:):):):):):) maybe learn to Juggle on the spot??
Later
Bill
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Who is Gazzo.
Is he a Busker?
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On 2006-02-02 14:06, Mario Morris wrote:
Who is Gazzo.
Is he a Busker?
Mario


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