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Doug Higley
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We scoured the world to find the best available! NEW from Art Fay it's 3 Fart Danger!
2 of the jars are empty but one contains a deadly Fart imported from France! Just $399 Who needs another Lemon when you can have '3 FART DANGER!'
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"Best Available"

So uhh, how many have you rejected before you found this one? Smile
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Silent Act?
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The magic isn't in the can, but putting the fart back for a quick reset.
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The reviews are in!

"It's a gas, gas gas!" - Mick Jagger

"Fart Fig Newton!" - Colin Macherie

"I can see this becoming billions and billions of expanding gas clouds..." - Carl Sagan

"It will cause a smug alert of unprecedented proportions!" - South Park's Weather Man

"No boom today. Boom tomorrow. Always boom tomorrow. Boom! Boom! Boom!" - Commander Susan Ivanova, Babylon 5

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Am I missing something here?
The Great Simon
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Yeah, I kinda feel the same... not really getting the joke...
"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." - Woody Allen
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On 2006-04-04 10:08, jimhlou wrote:
Am I missing something here?

No, unless you choose the wrong jar......
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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This is hilarious!
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed. - Einstein
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Am I being stupid? Is this just an drawn out, immature fart joke? It seems to be, but I feel I must've missed something.

Apologies if I have.
Must be my British sense of humour.
"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." - Woody Allen
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Forget it....This thread stinks anyways.....
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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I think Doug Higley is just blowing a lot of hot air. Smile
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There must be garlic Smile
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People, note the date on the original post... April 1st. April Fool's Day...!

:rolleyes:

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No WONDER why I couldn't find one on ebay for cheap Smile
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