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Hi Guys, please be of help. I have been asked to provide entertainment at a few lady's nights. I thought of doing one or two magic tricks and ending with one or two really funny or sweet animal balloons.

Any help or advice or anybody with experience in this type of show who could help steer me in the right direction would be appreciated
Andre The Hilarious Hypnotist
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Two simple sculptures that go down well with the ladies are the rose and tweety perching on a heart. both are 2 balloons scuptures, and quite fast to make.
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I find that the flower in the heart is well recieved by the ladies. Use pink balloons and you won't go far wrong. Ladies when they get together can get quite rude with their humour so be on your guard.
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Can you twist a big animal like a giant rabbit? Then he could hold a flower in his hand. Paint his eyes nice and big and you've got a winner...
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If you know them go with dimon ring, teady bear hugging a heart. Or mermaid
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Thanks guys,

Some brilliant ideas, much appreciated

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Flowers of any kind can be a hit, teddy bears with hearts and the like also go well. Keep the collers brite maby get a bag of neons. ( I like them for the small wrist flowers.)
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Jaxon has a couple of VERY adult balloon models on his download discussed at;

These I more suitable for drunken hen-nights than what is being discussed here - but may be of some interest to the over 18s.
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If the adult balloons in my PDF are too dirty (and they probably are from what you seem to be looking for). On the other hand if they get a little wild they might fit right in.

There are a couple more I know but they aren't mine to share. Both are fairly adult but not to bad. For instance the peeing dog balloon. I forget who made that one. I remember seeing it in a little booklet I got from a magic dealer.

There's another one but I don't think I should even describe it here on the open forum. I suppose you could say it's R rated but it's not too bad.

Ron Jaxon

After regaining my ability to hear after 20 years of deafness. I learned that there is magic all around you. The simplest sounds that amazed me you probably ignore. Look and listen around you right now. You'll find something you didn't notice before.
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There once was a quite popular book called Bar Room Balloons. I believe it came out in the 70's. I think it was published by Magic inc.

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And the balloons do not have to be adult necessarily, my teddy bear becomes little bear naked, my cat is a little pussy for adult males, a simple two small bubbles and a long one on a circle become a hat for dick-head, a naked woman is easy, and can be pamela anderson/tina turner/dolly parton depending on balloon colour, and so on. Again the audience has to set the mood for this sort of thing, and frequently provide the lines without you saying anything, my transparent balloon dog with a baby in it instantly became condom-dog at a shower.
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Find out if any of the women have kids. And if they have pets. Make a balloon for each kid of one of their pets. Then the women with kids have a gift to take home to their kids, and an excuse for their husbands as to why they hung out with you, a man, with a bunch of other women. If they come home instead with a bunch of laytex sculptured genitalia you now have a problem with the husbands and they have a lot of explaining to do.
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For the ladies, finish with some balloon swallowing if all else fails.
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