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Victor Brisbin Elite user Washington, DC / NOVA 432 Posts |
I'm looking for variations on this line: "I wept because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no socks."
Thanks, VB
"It is better to practice a little than talk a lot." - Muso Kokushi
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Thomas Wayne Inner circle Alaska 1977 Posts |
"I wept because I had no woman until I met a man who had no hands."
You're welcome, TW
MOST magicians: "Here's a quarter, it's gone, you're an idiot, it's back, you're a jerk, show's over." Jerry Seinfeld
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Dan Watkins Inner circle PA 3028 Posts |
"I wept because I had no hands until I met a man who had no goat"
Continue on... Dan |
Peter Marucci Inner circle 5389 Posts |
"I wept because I had no shoes until I met a man who had a pair -- so I took his!"
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wayman Special user England - Sunderland 589 Posts |
I wept because I had no woman until I met the man who married my ex!
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Zorak Regular user Maryland, USA 114 Posts |
I wept because I had no shoes, until I realized I am the King of Clubs!
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
I wept because I had no shoes,
until I met a man with no Nikes. There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, she had no children, She KNEW what to do. Harris Deutsch Laughologist and Nearly Normal Magician
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
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